The adventures of Ug (translated from caveman)

I walk down steet and see brown swirl "Ice cream!" I sayed and gobble it up. me go to Uncle Jerry's cave to eat his boot. "hello Ug" say Uncle Jerry "Where boot?" I ask "no boot for you Ug," He say "you have yummy green food!" "NO! UG WANT BOOT!!!" I say "NO!" he say "Ug angy!" I say and stomp feet, then I see shiny thingy on dirt. "ooh, look shiny!" I say and pick up shiny thingy. then I show Uncle Jerry shiny thingy. "I name him Shiny!" I say.