things i shall not do at hogwarts shool of witchcraft and wizardery

select all that apply... ;)))

Please select all that apply.

• i will not yell " hey brotha from another motha" every time i see Dean
• i wont say" had fun last night sev!" every time i pass snape in the hall
• nor will i allow myself to stand on a table in the middle of dinner and declare my love for snape
• i will not tell first years the womping willow is the best spot to do home work under
• i may not yell " proffesor mcgonnell luvss dumbledore" in the middle of tranfiguration
• nor will i shout " hey minerva, looking a bit catty today, that time of month?"
• i will not allow myself to stab slytherins with forks ( espessially Blaise Zabini)
• i will not call flitwick an elf with a big stick
• nor will i spread the rumor that hagrid took steriods
• i may not ask " wat the hell is a hufflepuff" at breakfast
• nor am i allowed to poke hufflepuffs with my eating utensils
• i wont lock draco malfoy and harry potter in a broom closet to see wat they do
• i will not tell percy that fred is attracted to him
• nor that george is in luv with lee joran ( WHICH HAS NOT BEEN PROVEN FALSE)
• i wont tell harry potter that he has a nice broomstick
• nor will i tell ron to kiss hermione while their having a fight ( even thought we know he wants to)
• i may not tell cho chang to go kill herself
• nor will i tell cho she is a slut
• i cannot spread the rumor that chos having prf. snapes baby either
• i wont tell first years that its the polite thing to comment on somones wand everytime they start a conversation
• i will not allow myself to scream harry's name everytime i see him just to be annoying
• i may not say that hufflepufffs are idiots
• nor will i say that ravenclaws are annoying idiots
• nor will i say that slytherins are weak idiots who dont no how to use a comeback
• nor will i remark that gryffindors are brave idiots who are probably going to kill them selves by falling out of a tree and breaking their necks trying to save a little girl's cat
• i am not allowed to use cedrics death in any humorful, sarcastic, or mean remark even though it would be pretty funny
• i may not say that twelawny looks like a bug in glasses
• nor may i say that twelawny wouldnt no an omen if it danced naked in front of her singing like percy in the shower
• i may not anger cho in any way or i might make her kill herself ( no tragedy there)
• i may not yell " whos wants to go muggle hunting!!???" in the middle of muggle studies( not lik i would be taking it)
• i will not allow myself todeclare war against the slytherins in the middle of lunch and start a food fight
• i may not start a food fight in potions or prf. snape will murder me in my sleep
• and lastly i may not yell " GEE I SURE HOPE THE SLYTHERINS WIN THE NEXT MATCH!" or "I CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF SCOOL, DEATHEATERS HERE I COME, VOLDY ALL THE WAY!!" In the gryffindor common room

george or fred?

• George
• Fred