Mutiny

When you wake up in the morning and feel excited to do something, what is it? Well for me waking up wasn't exciting at all because i was going on a boat. I hate boats, i get seasick, but the annoying thing is that everything bad happens to me, like i'm a magnet of trouble. Usually i'm dropping a 100 karate gold necklace down to the depths of the ocean (again) but eitherr than that its fine. But this boat ride will stink even more than the last five i have taken because the Captain of the ship absolutly hates me, and will do anything to get me off that ship and it includes mutiny on board.