The Diary Of Ash Ketchum
Sooo, ever wondered what Ash Ketchum wrote in his diary on his Pokemon journey? Read on if you want to know. If you DON'T want to know, read it anyways, because I can assure you, it will amuse you if you truly have a sense of humour ^_^ Enjoy! ~Ash
Hey, my name is Ash Ketchum. Nickname is Ketchup.
Today I got my first Pokemon from Professor Oak. I obtained a Pikachu but didn't give it a nickname.
I got a Pikachu because I am cooler than every other trainer and three other people just happened to start their Pokemon journey on the same day as me, before I woke up, so I got this yellow rat instead.
I left my Mom behind and I don't know where my Dad is, he mysteriously disappeared two days ago, before I turned ten.
I think he's in jail. If I know my Dad, he would probably be there.
Super-dooper after I jumped off a cliff into a waterfall (because yellow rat shocked a Spearow and sent the rest off the annoying bums after us), I was caught on a fishing line and hauled in by some ugly cow called Misty.
I stole her bike.
After stealing her bike, I rode along trying to get to a Pokemon Center in Viridian City because Pikachu was gravely injured by the waterfall incident.
A storm suddenly appeared out of nowhere and I fell off a cliff which wasn't on the map last time I checked.
Pikachu shocked me because I tried to save him. What an ass. I hate him now. I am terribly angry for Oak giving me this piece of bleep Bleep bleep Bleep.
See you next time when I encounter Team Rocket (well, Jessie and James and Meowth anyways) because they are after my Pikachu which they think is incredibly valuable when they could just easily go and catch one in Viridian Forest.
Bye!
Today I got my first Pokemon from Professor Oak. I obtained a Pikachu but didn't give it a nickname.
I got a Pikachu because I am cooler than every other trainer and three other people just happened to start their Pokemon journey on the same day as me, before I woke up, so I got this yellow rat instead.
I left my Mom behind and I don't know where my Dad is, he mysteriously disappeared two days ago, before I turned ten.
I think he's in jail. If I know my Dad, he would probably be there.
Super-dooper after I jumped off a cliff into a waterfall (because yellow rat shocked a Spearow and sent the rest off the annoying bums after us), I was caught on a fishing line and hauled in by some ugly cow called Misty.
I stole her bike.
After stealing her bike, I rode along trying to get to a Pokemon Center in Viridian City because Pikachu was gravely injured by the waterfall incident.
A storm suddenly appeared out of nowhere and I fell off a cliff which wasn't on the map last time I checked.
Pikachu shocked me because I tried to save him. What an ass. I hate him now. I am terribly angry for Oak giving me this piece of bleep Bleep bleep Bleep.
See you next time when I encounter Team Rocket (well, Jessie and James and Meowth anyways) because they are after my Pikachu which they think is incredibly valuable when they could just easily go and catch one in Viridian Forest.
Bye!
13 Comments
yellow-rat? Pikachu rox....i love Ash 2....
Wow I diidnt get it but it sounded kinda Fu ny.good job.
Damn, after reading this, my brother thinks I'm some mental laughing girl now.
Pikachu is the MOUSE pokemon rata is the Rat pokemon
cool :)
Too true. I hate the anime. Thanks for making fun of Ash.
lol
5 stars
the comment thing won't come
it has
its ok. i think its kinda messed up even though i laughed my azz off...