10 Things You Shouldn't Do in Church
XD
Chapter 1
The List
1. Make silly noises.
2. Fart, burp, belching....intentionally loud or the alphabet.
3. Texting (especially not texting the minister in the middle of his sermon).
4. Snoring...........
5. Making change in the offering plate.
6. Making up words to hymns while singing.
7. Playing on your iphone.
8. Pulling someone else's hair or kicking the pew in front of you.
9. Spitballs.
10. Making up silly lists to keep yourself entertained.
If anyone can think of anything else, I'll make another chapter with those! XD
2. Fart, burp, belching....intentionally loud or the alphabet.
3. Texting (especially not texting the minister in the middle of his sermon).
4. Snoring...........
5. Making change in the offering plate.
6. Making up words to hymns while singing.
7. Playing on your iphone.
8. Pulling someone else's hair or kicking the pew in front of you.
9. Spitballs.
10. Making up silly lists to keep yourself entertained.
If anyone can think of anything else, I'll make another chapter with those! XD



59 Comments
Before anyone asks, no, I wasn't behaving. XD
Ha I have something eles but probley shouldn't say
Lol (c:
Lol (c:
im kicked out of church
Did you do any of the things on this list? lol
yea i was with friends though
Lol XD
don't scream swears.
don't stuff your face with the bread stuff and say thank you
don't drink the whole goblet of wine
Those are so going on the next one! XD
Don't forget playing hangman while singing hymns! These are fun!
Though it should be things you should do in church! Hahah!!
We both know that we really shouldn't do them. XD No matter how much we dislike the service.
Don't bring you Harry Potter book to church. Umm... please don't follow in my footsteps, it wouldn't be good for you.
Don't write in your sister's Bible because you forgot yours... I'v done that.
Don't take the shoes of the person sitting in front of you... No comment on that one... >-
Too bad i dont go to church xD