Albert the atheist
another InvaderBeth play. originaly 4 parts total but i desided to continue cus u all want me to and it was fun to write the first 4 parts so why not. enjoy.
pics of the characters in this story.
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Chapter 1
go to church!
Albert- but grandma, I can't go to church.
grandma- Heaven forbid. Jesus Albert you got to go to church.
Albert- grandma you know i'm an atheist. plus i'm suposted to meet spike at the mall today.
grandma- if you don't go to church, u'll go to helll. and i don't like you hanging out with that devill child.
albert- first of all grandma there is no heaven and no helll. i do not know why you waste your time going to church. second of all, spike isn't a devill worshiper he is just a beliver in anarchy.
grandma- ugh! were going to be late. come on little susie.
little susie- but grandma, why do i have to go when albert dosn't have to?
grandma- because hes eccentric. i don't want you to be like that so come on. were late. come on albert, your comeing to church!
albert- No! i'm going to hang out with spike.
grandma- your comeing to church! your so impious!
albert- why do you have to be so redundant? i'm not going and thats that.
grandma- Heaven forbid. Jesus Albert you got to go to church.
Albert- grandma you know i'm an atheist. plus i'm suposted to meet spike at the mall today.
grandma- if you don't go to church, u'll go to helll. and i don't like you hanging out with that devill child.
albert- first of all grandma there is no heaven and no helll. i do not know why you waste your time going to church. second of all, spike isn't a devill worshiper he is just a beliver in anarchy.
grandma- ugh! were going to be late. come on little susie.
little susie- but grandma, why do i have to go when albert dosn't have to?
grandma- because hes eccentric. i don't want you to be like that so come on. were late. come on albert, your comeing to church!
albert- No! i'm going to hang out with spike.
grandma- your comeing to church! your so impious!
albert- why do you have to be so redundant? i'm not going and thats that.



39 Comments
lol finally a story dat i actually like :P
think cuz im atheist too x.x
so yah..keep em comin ^_^
just wanted to let u know i added a new chapter.
This gals atheist has well and enjoyed the montologue.
lol interesting story.
Create another.
just wanted to let u know i added a new chapter.
Create another.
More!
just wanted to let u know i added a new chapter.
that was really good! and also... i am an Athiest and i think that Jehova's witness are just a cult and do not stop knocking at my door!!!!
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im kinda in love with this story
im kinda in love with this story