Pissed to Prissy

The rest of my day sucked. As school was ending I was leaving teh building then I was my ex, Josh. I ran up to him.
"Josh can we talk," I said as I was almost running just to keep up to him, but he didn't answer, "Josh, come on, please talk to me."but once again he just kept walking. He walked to his car and drove off, at that point I gave up.
I walked back to my car where Matt was waiting for me like always.
"Ariel, are you okay?"
"Um-- yeah," I said as I wiped away a tear.
"You need to get away."
"Away where Matt?"
"Let me drive, I'm taking you somewhere to get your mind off this 'Josh' crap,"
"Matt I got a bunch of homework to do and my mom's expecting me home early today."
"I called your mom, and it's Friday you have all weekend to do your homework."
"But Matt," I whined.
"But Ariel, you're going."
"said who?"
"Said the guy with your car keys, now come on."
I got in the car and Mat drove in silence for most of the time.
"Matt, where are we going?"
"Ariel, it's a surprise."
"Matt why are you doing this?"
"because Girly, I care about you, and besides you need to get your mind off of that dirty little, no good, horrible excuse for a --"
"Matt."
"Bas tard. Better?"
"Yeah, but can we please not talk about this?"
"No, we need to get you over this so you can realize he's a-"
"Matt."
"Bas tard."
"You know Matt, thanks for being my best friend and always knowing what to say, and because I love and trust you so much, what do you think I need to talk about to get over that --"
"Bas tard?"
"Yes, exactly."
"We need to get a scheme."
"A scheme?"
"Yes, an evil plan to get even with that--"
"Bas tard."
"There you go Ariel, you're finally getting the hang of it."
"So.... What were you thinking?"
"He gets jealous easily, right?"
"Yes, but why would I-"
"To annoy him, that's why."
"Okay, how do I make him 'jealous'?"
"I was thinking, since we;re so god of friends and there's no way this could backfire, that we should pretend to date."
"Hmmmmm"
"Is something wrong?"
"No. It's perfect. How do we pull this off?"
"I don't know yet. What do people do when they date?"
"Hmm, we could hold hands and you can put your arm around me."
"Okay, great. Now I'll just figure out his plans, where he goes, han we have a 'date' there."
"Oh why Mathew, what an evil little boy you are."
"Don't flatter me."
"So... When do you wanna start dating Matt?"
"Tomorrow?"
"You mean Monday?"
"Yeah."
"So...are we there yet?"
"Ariel, you are such a five-year-old, but yeah, I'm puling in right now."
"Where are we?"
"Mr.Cheesus' Pizza and Lazer Tag Palace!"
"Matt! We used to come here all the time when we were kids!"
"That's how I knew it would cheer you up."
"Matt, you are the best friend ever!"
We got out of the car and walked into t building.

TBC

sorry for the crappy chapter ending, my imagination zone only goes so far.