Weird, Hilarious stories of my High school life :]

Okay so I have gym erm 4th hour right? and this kid he's like really cute and everything semi tall like 5'8 4 inches taller than me +__+ Lawls. He's like tan and has black short hair. and he always wears these girly moccasins so I'm always like why the hell does he wear them. Cause I like this kid I'm to scared to ask him why he wears them...He's in 10th grade. So one day I complained to my friend Angie about them and she's like why won't you ask him?? And I say because 1. He's a fricken scary asss mother fvcker and 2. Whenever he's by me I feel like I'm going to get r.a.p.e.....d ya know and shes like uhh no... I don't know. I laughed at that and was like okay... And she's like just go ask him why the fvck he wears my moccasins lmfaoo. And I was thinking Ahh damn she's gonna make me!! And we have lunch with this kid so later in lunch hes kinda scrubbin it you know? Like sweat pants girl moccasins and a shirt and someone fvcking pants' the dude like just sweat pants no underwear or anything and he yells FVCK MY LIFE ARE YOU FVCKING KIDDING ME. I was just chilling there with my mouth open but still laughing hysterically. So after that little situation I finally get the courage to ask him so I go up to him tap him on the shoulder he turns around and is like "Do you want to know my p3ni5 size too!?!?!" I was like "DUBS!" (Dubs means wtf) He smiles and then winks and was like just kidding what? and I was sitting there my face turning red! And like I was actually wearing sweat pants this day and I hear whispering you know and BAM there goes my sweat pants I was like SHIIT!!!!! Thank god I wasn't wearing like granny panties or something not that I do lawls. So I pulled them up andd that guy I like wasn't laughing but everyone else was soo he was giggling a little but not like balling his eyes out laughing I felt like fricken crying but he was sweet about it. so he said what did you want to ask me and I was like recovering from you now when your about to cry but if you talk you will start crying thats what I was recovering from then i was like why do you wear girl moccasins and all of sudden he's smiling and say oh btdubs I like your pants at your ankles and I was all like Dubs! And then he said I wear them because all my other shoes are covered in dog shiit...And that made my day so thought I would share :] Comment saying story 1 and then your comment so I can keep track :] Thanks ♥ Quoter thing that I put on my facebook :]-Nothings ever easy it's just not made that way and when something is easy you know your doing it wrong-Juvenile Jessiee ♥ Lesson of the day...Never go into a battle field unless your expecting to get shot doing it...metaphorically of course :p