How to Annoy Severus Snape

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• 1.If you feel brave, call him Severus.
• 2.If you feel stupid, call him Sev.
• 3.If you feel your life has gone on long enough, call him Sevvy-poo.
• 4.Spread a rumor that he is Harry's real dad.
• 5.Turn all his robes permantly pink.
• 6.Turn his hair any neon color you like.
• 7.Call his patronus 'Un-manly'
• 8.Suggest a new patronus. Something 'manly'
• 9.Slip him and Hermoine a love potion.
• 10.Slip him and Harry a love potion.
• 11.Slip him and Umbridge a love potion.
• 12.Convince him soda is a very powerful death potion.
• 13.Bewitch a shampoo bottle to follow him. All day.
• 15.Fall and have him catch you and say "Wow Sev, is that your wand or are you happy to see me?"
• 15.Transfigure him into Harry.
• 16.Transfigure him into Voldemort. Watch the panic.
• 17.When he leans in to inspect your potion, slap him on the forhead and scream "TAG!"
• 18.While he makes a potion, sneak up behind him and scream "WATCH OUT!"
• 19.Sing "Lily and Sevvy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
• 20.Leave a note on his desk saying 'Thanks for last night. Hope it counts as extra credit'
• 21.Ask him how long his 'wand' is.
• 22.Ask him if he knows how long Harry's 'wand' is.
• 23.Eat cake in class. Ask him id he wants to 'lick the plate.' Wink.
• 24.Cuddle him at random times.
• 25.Hug him. Don't let go.
• 26.Ask him to the Yule Ball.
• 27.During the feast, kiss him. For at least 30 seconds.
• 28.While he sleeps, draw a scar on his forehead in permanent marker.
• 29.For Christmas, give him glasses like Harry's.
• 30.Give him a mushy love note. Sign it with Ron's name.
• 31.Sing the 'Mysterious Ticking Noise" to him.
• 32.Walk behind him and do what he does with exagerated motion.
• 33.Repeat everything he says in a squeaky voice.
• 34.Every time he picks up a knife, scream.
• 35.Tell him his robes are on fire. Laugh while he panics.
• 36.Actually set his robes on fire.
• 37.Smile at him.
• 38.Set up a 'good behavior' chart. Give him gold stickers for good behavior.
• 39.Tackle him. Walk away. Repeat.
• 40.During clas, throw shampoo bottles at him. Duck beneath the desk. Ask confused when he accuses you.
• 41.Bewitch confetti to fall over him 24/7.
• 42.Chain him and Harry together. Swallow the key.
• 43.Steal his wand. Hide it, snap it, etc.
• 44.Ask him about his rash.
• 45.Tell him he forgot his ointment at the High Table.
• 46.Ask him why he didn't look in a mirror this morning.
• 47.Put disco lights in the dungeons.
• 48.Turn his eyes flourecent green.
• 49.Put 'Drink Me' labels on all his potions.
• 50.Bewitch all his robes to be Gryffindor colors.
• 51.Sing 'All I want for Christmas is you' to him. All day.
• 52.Make you and him matching T-shirts.
• 53.Sit on his bed. Stare at him until he wakes up. Stare at him while he gets ready.
• 54.When he walks by, say "What's that smell?" and look at him.
• 55.Wink at him every time he looks at you.
• 56.Hold an intervention about his 'problem'.
• 57.Give him a Speedo for birthday.
• 58.Have him model his new Speedo for you. If he refuses, cry until he gives in.
• 59.Ask him why he has 'the grumpies'.
• 60.On your tests/homework/ or anything that will be passed in, draw hearts with 'I love Harry' inside them
• 61.Yell "10 points to Severus!" randomly
• 62.Say "Da-Da-Dummmmm" in a deep voice when he enters a room.
• 63.Tell him about Neville's Boggart.
• 63.Get a tattoo of a heart with Sevvie inside it. Insist it has nothing to do with him.
• 64.Owl him long, detailed accounts of your summer.
• 65.Ask him why he can't have a cool scar.
• 66.Proclaim your love to Harry Potter in his class.
• 67.Charm his skin so he glows in the dark.
• 68.Remind him that James got all the girls. A lot.
• 69.Ask if he keeps a picture of Lily under his pillow that he likes to snog.
• 70.Replace his clothes with shorts and tank tops.
• 71.While staning next to him, yell "Man, you are stanky!"
• 72.Say you want to draw your own Dark Mark and ask if you can use his to copy.
• 73.Push him into the girl's bathroom.
• 74.Tell him Moaning Myrtle secretly loves him.
• 75.Ask him to audition for American Idol
• 76.Offer him tequila
• 77.Take him to a nightclub. Make him stay all night.
• 78.Get the Weasley Twins to pull daily pranks on him.
• 79.Get him a life-sized cut out of Lily.
• 80.get him a life-size cut out of James and Lily on their wedding day.
• 81.After he says something mean, say "Lily would be dissapointed with you."
• 82.Sit on his desk. Refuse to move.
• 83.Say he is your 'focal point' an he can't move.
• 84.Be-dazzle his robes.
• 85.Give him a gift card for a hair cut.
• 86.Pour a bucket of water on him. Run. Fast.
• 87.Bake him mufins. Be hurt when he doesn't eat them.
• 88.Get him a muggle job.
• 89.Proclaim your undying love to him.
• 90.Have him read this list.