What's your sheep personality?

What's your sheep personality?

42 Responses | Created by MiOLA |

Any scientist worth his weight in Petri dishes will tell you, assessing one's personality using human metrics is so 19th Century; sheep metrics is the new model for predicting what's to come. (Sheep, after all, were the 1st animal to be cloned!) Using a scientific analysis formula patented by the Sheep Liberation Organization Worldwide (SLOW), our Ewe Year's Quiz separates the sheep from the goats. So take the quiz, share your results on Facebook and welcome success in 2011! Cheers, Team MiOLA

  1. 1

    As a child, you were often chosen last for every team sport known to ewe-mans.

  2. 2

    The last time you had more than four hours of sleep was when you were five. You figure when you're dead you'll sleep plenty. Unless, of course, you discover the gene for immortality before then.

  3. 3

    Before there was a Julian Assange, there was you. You still can't get over the fact that he stole your spotlight.

  4. 4

    You are insanely competitive. And on track to becoming insanely rich.

  5. 5

    It is rumored that in college, Vogue Editor Anna Wintour lost to you in a game of Spades. Her penalty, to wear the same hairstyle for the next 50 years.

  6. 6

    To introduce yourself to Francis Ford Coppola, you staged a mock hit on him during his 50th birthday celebration. After being released from jail, he invited you over for vintage Italian wine.

  7. 7

    Your years of practice of breaking into government-controlled labs has finally paid off. In a job as an international security consultant.

  8. 8

    You routinely (and anonymously) exchange words with people who dare to critique your blog posts.

  9. 9

    You know, without Googling him, who Carlos Slim Helu is.

  10. 10

    In college, you were famous for wearing a bathrobe. On campus.

  11. 11

    Your answer to most financial questions is: My lawyer has advised me to neither confirm nor deny this.

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