Sassy gay friend- Twilight Style
By me and my friend Nikki. We got the idea from youtube.
Go look up 'Sassy Gay Friend- Rome and juliet.'
Chapter 1
This is Bella Swan from Stephanie Meyer's New Moon. She's about to jump off a cliff and nearly drown, which will eventually after two books of whining change her into a vampire.
by:
Dementor_In_Love
Dementor_In_Love
This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
Gay friend: What are you doing? What, What. What are you doing?
Bella: Edward left me?!?
Gay friend: You know that, I know that. The whole town knows that, now what about the fact you're about to jump off a cliff?
Bella: But I'll never love anyone like I loved Edward.
gay friend: Is that really worth killing yourself over? No. Because you have a hot werewolf with an eight pack waiting in the wings. I don't know about you sister but I would want some of that action.
Bella: But what about Edward?
Gay friend: WHO cares about EDWARD. He used to watch you sleep, Translation: Stalker! Stalker! I'm going to kill you. Not make you a vampire.
Bella: But he saved my life!
gay friend:News Flash! He only did that because everyone was watching.
Bella: I guess you're right..
Gay friend: OF course I'm right, you're the delusional person who tried to kill herself by riding a motorcycle. You have the cordnation of a daddy long legs with 3 legs missing.
Bella: Ok lets go find Ed- I mean Jacob
Gay friend: good girl, by the way did I tell you that your out fit looks amazing!
Bella: REALLY???
Gay friend: Yeah!
Bella walks out
Gay friend: She's a stupid Beoch!
Gay friend: What are you doing? What, What. What are you doing?
Bella: Edward left me?!?
Gay friend: You know that, I know that. The whole town knows that, now what about the fact you're about to jump off a cliff?
Bella: But I'll never love anyone like I loved Edward.
gay friend: Is that really worth killing yourself over? No. Because you have a hot werewolf with an eight pack waiting in the wings. I don't know about you sister but I would want some of that action.
Bella: But what about Edward?
Gay friend: WHO cares about EDWARD. He used to watch you sleep, Translation: Stalker! Stalker! I'm going to kill you. Not make you a vampire.
Bella: But he saved my life!
gay friend:News Flash! He only did that because everyone was watching.
Bella: I guess you're right..
Gay friend: OF course I'm right, you're the delusional person who tried to kill herself by riding a motorcycle. You have the cordnation of a daddy long legs with 3 legs missing.
Bella: Ok lets go find Ed- I mean Jacob
Gay friend: good girl, by the way did I tell you that your out fit looks amazing!
Bella: REALLY???
Gay friend: Yeah!
Bella walks out
Gay friend: She's a stupid Beoch!
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lol love it
Thanks for commenting! I have some fanfic up!
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Books/movie needed a gay friend to take either Jacob or Edward. D:
Big improvement.
amazing! its really funny :)
LOL!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T READ TWILIGHT, BU THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!! I WANNA MAKE A SASSY GAY RFRINED STORY FOR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!! (go sassy gay freinds)
Hey thanks for the comment and feedback, if your into HP I have some fanfic up. Check it out!
Hahaha sassy gay friend!!
Thanksomuch!
I need a sassy gay friend....
What what what are you saying? I can be your sassy gay friend!
YAY!!!!!!!!!! loo
Hahaha now i can rub piton myfriends face that i have a sassy gay friend and she doesnt