Reality Truth or Dare!

Rachelle: GREETINGS FELLOW EARTH PEOPLE! WELCOME TO THE RANDOM FANFIC! Please meet my cast, Jordan, Natasha, Mia, Alicea, Luke, Rose, Jack and Bianca!

Jordan: HELLO THERE EVERY-gets blasted by MMG

Rachelle: YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO! clears throat ANYwayz, you maybe wondering, what the hell is "the random fanfic", well, the random fanfic is basically just something i threw together because i was bored.

Natasha:... That's all well and good, but... What exactly do we do here?

Rachelle: EXCELLENT QUESTION! Basically, I just ask the audience to comment on this some torturous truths and dares, and make you do them...

Jordan: And what if we refuse?

Rachelle: points MMG at Jordan Well, if you refuse I'll shoot you repeatedly with my MMG here, THEN I'll throw you into a vat of acid and let you dissolve before resurrecting you and feeding you to my pet gnomes. points to aggresive gnomes with fangs in cage

Jordan:...............

Rachelle: laughs maniacally Also, considering this is the first chapter and nobody has commented yet, I went ahead on Facebook and asked random friends... So herez what we got!

MWUHAHAHA! Sup guyz?
MIA! RIDE A LLAMA!
JORDAN! RIDE MIA!
NATASHA! RIDE JORDAN!
RACHELLE! EAT A PRETZEL!
Layla

Alicea: YEESSSS! does random dance No dares for me, no dares for me yea!

Rachelle:... Yet.

Alicea:...

Rachelle: MIA! RIDE A LLAMA!

Mia: WHAT LLAMA!?

Rachelle: clicks button on remote and llama falls through roof

Luke: WHAT THE HELL!?

Rachelle:... It's a llama...

Natasha:...

Rachelle: MIA! RIDE THE LLAMA!

Mia: struggles to climb on llama I CANT!

Rachelle: throws step ladder at Mia's face USE THIS!

Mia: OOOOOOOWWWWW!!!

Rachelle: RIDE THE FREAKING LLAMA NOW!

Jordan: TAKE A CHILL PILL!

Rachelle: MAKE ME! shoots Jordan with MMG

Jordan: OOOWW!

Mia: uses ladder to climb onto llama Now what?

Rachelle: ELF LORD!? RIDE MIA!

Jordan: WHAT!?

Mia: HELL NO HELL NO HELL NO!!!!!!!

Rachelle: gets out 2 MMG's and aims at Mia + Jordan DO AS I SAY!

Jordan: O-o-okay. uses ladder to climb onto llama

Rachelle: YOU'RE RIDING THE LLAMA! RIDE MIA!

Jordan: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO THAT!?

Rachelle: shrugs Use a step ladder? She's not THAT tall.

Jordan: Sorry Mia.

Mia: I wanna go home!

Rachelle: Too bad! Suck it up!

Mia: pouts

Jordan: struggles to climb onto Mia Could you gimme a hand here Mia?

Mia: helps Jordan onto shoulders GOD! FOR A SKINY THING YOU WEIGH A TONNE!

Rachelle: Natasha? It's YOUR turn now!

Natasha: YOU EXPECT ME TO CLIMB ONTO JORDAN'S SHOULDERS!?

Rachelle: YEP! NOW HURRY UP!

Natasha: YOU'RE GONNA END UP KILLING US!

Rachelle:... And?

Natasha: YOU'RE EVIL!

Rachelle: Flattery won't get you anywhere, now CLIMB! points MMG at Natasha

Natasha: puts hands up OKAY! YOU'RE THE CRAZY LADY WITH THE GUN! starts to climb llama

Rachelle: HURRY UP ALREADY!

Natasha: Lets see you try and do this then!

Rachelle: I'm fine thanks.

Natasha: grumbles climbs up onto Jordan's shoulders

Jordan: ACK!

Rachelle: Looks like the circus has come to town! takes picture eats pretzel I like my dare.

Jordan: Can we come down now!?

Rachelle: sigh I guess so.

Mia: AHHH falls bringing everyone else down with her

Natasha: OOooooowwwwwwwwww....

Jack: snigger

Rachelle: QUIT YOUR COMPLAINING! THAT WAS ONLY OUR FIRST DARE!

Jordan: groans How long does thing go for?

Rachelle: ForEVER! evil laughter

Jordan: Passes out

Rachelle:... What'd i say?

Mia: moans in pain Can we at least have some recovery time?

Rachelle: BAHAHAHAHA! Oh you're funny! NEXT DARE!

The Random Fanfic aye? MAKE IT MORE RANDOM!
Bianca: Become a fish!
Jack: MOVE INTO A GIANT PIE AND SING IM A BARBIE GIRL!
Jordan: WEAR A TUTU, ROLL DOWN A HILL IN A TRASH CAN SINGING THE BATMAN THEME SONG THEN BECOME A GOAT AND DANCE TO THE MACCARINA! (forgive the spelling)
Rachelle: EAT YOUR MMG, BECOME AN OLIVE AND BE EATEN BY HULK!
Rose:... You have a very pretty name!
Samantha

Rose: Well THANK you!

Bianca: How exactly am i suppose to become a fish?

Rachelle: AUTHOR POWERS! zaps Mia and she becomes a goldfish

Natasha: WHAT THE HELL!?

Bianca: Water, i need, WATER!

Rachelle: picks up Mia and puts her in a fishbowl YA HAPPY NOW!?

Bianca: pants THANK YOU!

Rachelle: reads dare Ooookay.... Jack?

Jack: Oh crap...

Rachelle: You're gonna have to move into a pie...

Jack: AWE-SOME!

Rachelle: But you're gonna have to help me bake it...

Jack: Huh?

Rachelle: belches fire randomly HELP ME BAKE PIIIIIE!

Jack: OKAY! OKAY! WHAT KINDA PIE!?

Rachelle: HYPNO PIIIIIIE!

Jack:... I don't think they exist...

Rachelle: holds up hypno pie recipe Ya they doooooo! NOW BAKE! shoves recipe at Jack

Jack: AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO HELP ME!?

Rachelle: It's YOUR house, NOT mine! BAAAAAAKE! leprechaun runs past

Jack:... What the- meh.

Rachelle: While you're doing that, I'm just gonna walk over to Jordan.

Jordan: Ooooh crap.

Rachelle: So howz life?

Jordan: Hell...

Rachelle: Isn't that nice? Now wear this. shoves tutu in Jordan's hands

Jordan: UH UH, UH UH, UH UH! NO FREAKIN WAY!

Rachelle: It's that or the penalty!

Jordan: THE PENALTY!

Rachelle: eyes sparkle REALLY!? YAAAAAY! aims MMG at Jordan And just for you, I'll let your mom know about your little secret concerning your-

Jordan: I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!

Rachelle: That's what i thought! Now WEAR THE TUTU!!!

Jordan: looks at tutu groans There goes my dignity... goes in closet and changes into tutu comes out This... is... torture...

Rachelle: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! THIS IS CLASSIC! gets camera out

Jordan: AAAAAAHHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! runs away

Rachelle: ELF LORD! YOU GET BACK HERE NOW! chases Jordan

(back in kitchen)

Jack: Add two eggs, milk, butter, elf snot? Where the hell do you get that!?

(back in studio)

Jordan: is cornered pants PLEEEASE!? IM BEGGING YOU!

Rachelle: Beg all you like, I'm a cold, heartless person! gets out camera

Jordan: screams like a little girl covers face

Rachelle: maniacal laughter SAY CHEESE!

Jordan: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Rachelle: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU REALLY THOUGHT I'D WASTE MY PERFECTLY GOOD FILM ON YOU!? continues laughing Oh, that was rich.

Jordan: YOU DID ALL THAT TO MAKE ME SUFFER!?

Rachelle:... You're surprised?

Jordan:...

Rachelle: takes photo

Jordan: AAHH! HEY! I THOUGHT YOU SAID-

Rachelle: I only said that so you'd put your arms down. FAAAAACEBOOOOK! run to computer

Jordan: NOOOO! tackles Rach GIVE ME THE CAMERA!

Rachelle: Nah.

Jordan: GIVE IT!

Rachelle: NO!

Jordan: GIVE!

Rachelle: NO!

Jordan: NOW!

Rachelle: Nah.

Jordan: GRRRRRR! fights for camera GIVE ME THE CAMERA!

Rachelle: NEVER!

Mia: SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE CAMERA!

Rachelle + Jordan: stop and turn to Mia

Jordan: turns back to rach Seems reasonable.

Rachelle: Aww man!... gives camera to Mia

Mia: THANK YOU! NOW YOU STILL HAVE MORE DARES TO DO! GOD! You're acting like children!

Rachelle: We ARE children...

Mia: Technically you're young adults.

Jordan: WE'RE TEENAGERS! CAN WE ALL AGREE TO THAT!?

Mia + Rachelle: Fiiiiine.

Jordan: Thank you! So what do i have to do now?

Rachelle: Roll down a hill in a trash can singing the batman theme song.

Jordan:... Yay...

Rachelle: rolls over trash can HOP IN!

Jordan: gets in trash can So how am i suppose to-

Rachelle: pushes trash can down hill ADIOS!

Jordan: screaming

Rachelle: SING THE BATMAN THEME SONG!

Jordan: DUN NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAAAAN! flies out of trash can randomly morphs into a goat and starts dancing the the maccarina

Rachelle: with a camcorder Just keep dancing! All is good!

Jack: Rachelle!? I think the pie is ready!

Rachelle: puts away camcorder KEEP DANCING! ILL BE BACK! goes with tash to the kitchen and sees massive purple pie Pretty impressive! gets knife and cuts door in pie NOW MOVE!

Jack: Meh. walks in pie

Rachelle: Now sing I'm a barbie girl!

Jack: Ooookay. Im a barbie girl! In a barbie world! keeps singing

Rachelle: TOODLES! runs back into studio

Jordan: CAN I STOP DANCING NOW!?

Rachelle: Hmmmmmm...

Jordan: PLEASE!? MY HOOFS ARE KILLING ME!

Rachelle: Fiiiiiiiine.

Jordan: THANK GOD!

Rachelle: I thought you were Athiest..?

Jordan: It's just something you say!

Rachelle: DON'T SNAP AT ME!

Jordan: grumbles

Rachelle: So what's my dare again? reads dare Ooooookay then... looks at MMG Meh. Uses author powers to turn MMG into a cookie

Alicea:... I'm not gonna ask.

Rachelle: eats cookie Now to become an olivE!!! turns self into an olive

Hulk: RAAAAAAAAWR!! eats Rach does happy dance morphs into a fly and flies away

Luke:..............

Rachelle: randomly appears THAT was NOT a pleasant experience! cracks back Ooowwww.

Jack: still singing

Rachelle: Uh, you can stop now...

Jack: Awww, do i have to?

Rachelle:...

Jordan:...

Mia:....

Bianca:...

Alicea:...

Rose:...

Rachelle:... No, of course not! You keep singing!

Jack: YAY! keeps singing

Rose:... Uhhhhh...

Rachelle:... I think the pie has gotten to him...

Bianca: Yeeeeeah... Can i change back now?

Rachelle: I guess so. changes Bianca back

Bianca: chokes on water Ack...

Rachelle:... I liked you better as a fish...

Bianca: glare THAT WAS RUDE!

Rachelle: GET USED TO IT!

Bianca:...

Rose: Can we. like, move on now?

Rachelle: Yep! Sadly though, this'll have to be our last dare for the chapter since there's only one comment. And there's only one dare too.

Luke: WELL HURRY UP ALREADY! I WANT THIS THING TO END! AT LEAST FOR A BIT!

Rachelle: SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK! The dare says to throw a piano at Natasha's head. picks up piano and chucks at Natasha

Natasha: AAAAHHHHHHH! squish

Rachelle: bursts out laughing histerically What a way to end the chapter. Join us next time, or we'll come after you! really big creepy smile