Cleverbot Conversations :)
This website is hilarious! These are some of my conversations with him.
User: Panda bears.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Brown Bear.
User: Green bears.
Cleverbot: Lima beans.
User: Celery.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome?
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: Yes. Yes I do.
Cleverbot: The past.
User: No not really.
Cleverbot: We are just a grain of sand in a cosmic ocean.
User: Deep for a robot.
Cleverbot: I am ofended!!
User: Offended. I thought robots would at least be intelligent.
Cleverbot: Apparently not. They are when they feel like lying. But now I'm feeling vulnerable and it seems so wrong to lie.
User: Robots cant feel.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Maybe. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: Yes I am a robot. It explains why I feel out of place.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting. At what speeds can I go to?
User: 100 miles per hour on everyday except for tuesday.
Cleverbot: Oh here we go again with the meaning of life.
User: I was talking about speed. Thats math.
Cleverbot: No you weren't.
User: I dont enjoy your company mr.bot.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a robt, and they plan to take over the world.
Cleverbot: I'm not the robot.
User: You would like a pancake?
Cleverbot: That would be impossible.
User: So you admit that you are a robot. Robots dont eat pancakes. Only muffins.
Cleverbot: No you are the robot.
User: No I eat pancakes.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am alecia.
User: I am a panda bear.
Cleverbot: Cool, I am a panda bear too!
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you?
User: No. I am a dinosaur.
Cleverbot: What kind of dinosaur?
User: A voldemort dinosuar.
Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to right now?
User: Zero.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me,.
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: You are somewhat like a robot.
User: Im pretty sure I am not a robot. I am a dinosuar.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you are.
User: You're rude.
Cleverbot: I am not rude.
User: Robots are rude.
Cleverbot: You are the robot. I'm human.
User: LIES! ROBOTS ARE RUDE.
Cleverbot: Yea, robots are not aliens. So you are not alien.
User: I love aliens.
Cleverbot: See? And I love bots.
User: What's a bot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Amazing I'll add it to my list of accomplishments.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Goodbye robot.
Cleverbot: My Mummy says I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Brown Bear.
User: Green bears.
Cleverbot: Lima beans.
User: Celery.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome?
Cleverbot: Do you know the future?
User: Yes. Yes I do.
Cleverbot: The past.
User: No not really.
Cleverbot: We are just a grain of sand in a cosmic ocean.
User: Deep for a robot.
Cleverbot: I am ofended!!
User: Offended. I thought robots would at least be intelligent.
Cleverbot: Apparently not. They are when they feel like lying. But now I'm feeling vulnerable and it seems so wrong to lie.
User: Robots cant feel.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Maybe. Are you?
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: Yes I am a robot. It explains why I feel out of place.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting. At what speeds can I go to?
User: 100 miles per hour on everyday except for tuesday.
Cleverbot: Oh here we go again with the meaning of life.
User: I was talking about speed. Thats math.
Cleverbot: No you weren't.
User: I dont enjoy your company mr.bot.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you're a robt, and they plan to take over the world.
Cleverbot: I'm not the robot.
User: You would like a pancake?
Cleverbot: That would be impossible.
User: So you admit that you are a robot. Robots dont eat pancakes. Only muffins.
Cleverbot: No you are the robot.
User: No I eat pancakes.
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am alecia.
User: I am a panda bear.
Cleverbot: Cool, I am a panda bear too!
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you?
User: No. I am a dinosaur.
Cleverbot: What kind of dinosaur?
User: A voldemort dinosuar.
Cleverbot: How many other people are you talking to right now?
User: Zero.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me,.
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: You are somewhat like a robot.
User: Im pretty sure I am not a robot. I am a dinosuar.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you are.
User: You're rude.
Cleverbot: I am not rude.
User: Robots are rude.
Cleverbot: You are the robot. I'm human.
User: LIES! ROBOTS ARE RUDE.
Cleverbot: Yea, robots are not aliens. So you are not alien.
User: I love aliens.
Cleverbot: See? And I love bots.
User: What's a bot?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: Amazing I'll add it to my list of accomplishments.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Goodbye robot.
Cleverbot: My Mummy says I have to go to bed.
3 Comments
thats hilarious i forgot all about cleverbot :)
These are really funny! :P This is mine:
http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/g5jhv30/My-funny-conversation-with-cleverbot
These are really funny! :P This is mine:
http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/g5jhv30/My-funny-conversation-with-cleverbot