ThE iLLusioNists

In a place called Inohasoue, crime was an everyday thing. People would read about murders and robberies everyday...it was a disease they say...others say it was an accident...but the funny thing is the scariest...and that is... no one really knows........except for the ones who did it... I am Haru Hitsokun, assistant to chief detective Kyoya Kiromitsko. We have united the formation of K.I.L.L, to explain what it stands for would be to complicated, but we are here to stop this from happening....I can only hope that it will never happen again......



A gray haired man wearing trousers and a plaid shirt spoke as he stood on his lawn. He was medium height, and slightly round with a short gray beard.
"So you see Missm'...My cow fell of them old truck...you see..."


"Yes Mister Hikoto I see..."

A Beautiful woman with long black hair and interestingly blue eyes interrupted the man in an effort to escape the painfully long story, but he reluctantly continued,

"because I bought that truck from a man on the street...now he said it would be a darn good deal...but as you can see...my cow fell off that them there truck..because it was...oldn'"

"Yes Mister Hikoto, you've already told me...but like I told you before, there is nothing I can do about it. Not only did you not provide a licence..."

"Yes but them gosh darn man...gave me them there..."

"...number, I am a detective, not a police officer..."

"but them ladies told me on them there telephone that you..."

"Yes, Mister Hikoto, I know, and I am very sorry. I will do the best of my abilities to get your money back, but until then I'm afraid I'm going to have to postpone
this."

"But the truck...it gosh darn fell my..."

Haru walked away in her black office skirt and suit coat, leaving the confused farmer behind as he continued to talk. She shoved her clip board at a man standing by the black car.

"Kito this story is bullshitt. Pack up our stuff and get the car started."

Then he replied,
"Ok Hitsokun, but the boss isn't gonna be happy..."
Kito started the car and they drove off to the HQ. Haru went to her small desk in the large, crowded, and loud room.

"Hey, Hitsokun, having fun with Moooooruuuu."
a man in a swivel chair grinned with his 5 oclock shadow and his short, messy light brown hair, as he referred to the first name of the farmer, continuing the "o" and the "u" in Moru to make it sound more like a cow. He wore a wrinkly white button up shirt, and a navy blue tie that loosely hung from his neck. Then Haru replied,
"Haha...very funny Gotsku...now tell me...how is that girlfriend of yours doing? Or did she get tired of seeing Chuck Norris every day?"

Gotsku's smile turned into a straight face,
"haha...alright that's enough you had your laugh."
Gostku turned his back to her and faced his desk again getting back to his "work", still sitting in his swivel chair. Haru smiled and sat at her desk, looking at the pile of papers she had to sort out, but then an annoyed and tired voice called out to her.

"Hitsokun"
Haru looked up to see a tall skinny man, with black hair and glasses. He looked and acted rather intelligent and he spoke with a somewhat monotonous and handsome voice.
"Yes, Kyoya?"
"How is that farmer case going?"
Kyoya was looking over some papers on a clip board, not even looking at Haru, until she sighed. Right away Kyoya knew what that meant,
"uuhhhhgg...Haru don't tell me you blew another one up."
He put his hand on his forehead as though he had a headache as she tried to explain.
"The guy's cow fell off a truck! What do you want me to do about it?!"
Then sarcastically with the same tired voice he replied, "I don't know...hmm...maybe you could find the guy who cond him and bring a little money into this dump?!"
the tall skinny man in his late 20s started to walk out of the jumbled up room, Haru following him, then he said,
"I don't understand..."
"You don't understand what?"
he picked up a paper cup and tried to push down the trigger in the water dispencer to fill up the cup, but nothing came out
"Here let me get that for you."
Haru said, taking the cup from him and jamming the broken trigger back so water came out.
"I don't understand how I give you the simplest cases and you blow up every single one."
Haru gave him the paper cup "here" and Kyoya took it. Then Haru went back to the conversation.
"But that's just it, I can do so much more."
"How can you do more when you haven't done any of the cases I've given you?"
"Please Kyoya, just trust me. I know I can do a better case!"

Kyoya stood there looking at the pleading Haru, and then said while he once again put his hand on his forehead,
"Alright..I'll think about it."

"yes!"
Haru did a fist pump like a young teenage girl

"I said I'll think about it. But please, try to finish this one case for me. Will you do that Haru?"
Kyoya looked at Haru and then she nodded, not too enthusiastically, but she did.
Kyoya felt a heavy weight lift and he smiled and replied in a sighing voice
"thank you"
then he continued as he walked away, writing on his clip board with a pen,
"oh...and Haru, I want those papers done by tomorrow morning."
Haru had forgotten all about them, her heart sunk and then Kyoya went on jokingly,
"you didn't forget did you?"
Haru thought to herself
'he always has to ruin the moment doesn't he?'
Then she smiled and said
"no, I'll have them ready."
"good."
Kyoya drank the last bit of his water and crunched up the paper cup before he threw it behind him without even looking, and it landed perfectly in the trash. Haru smiled. She then remembered she had to finish those piles of papers on her desk and have them ready by tomorrow. She sighed and unwillingly walked back into the horrific room filled with fax machines and ringing telephones, not to mention what seemed like millions of other people working and finding out about millions of new cases to be solved. The stress seemed to fill the air as Haru slowly walked back to her desk, and plopped down on her chair, when Gotsku, still sitting in his swivel chair, scoring crumbled up paper into the metal trash bin, said, "at least Chuck Norris was buff."
Gostku awakened Haru from her thought, when she realized what he had said and started laughing, and Gai Gotsku as well started to laugh.