Telephone Parody
This is my parody to the ong telephone. Hope ya like it! =]
Music at the beginning
Hello, hello, grandson, you called, I can't hear a thing
I forgot to wear my hearing aids, ya see see
Or is just the phone that I bought in 1960?
I'll get a new one, Rose said they are kind of nifty
K-kind of nifty
K-kind of nifty
I'll get a new one, Rose said they are kind of nifty
I need my glasses I cannot read what the prices are.
Doggonit, to get them, I have to walk with my cane to the car
Maybe I should ask that little boy to help me cross
It's times like this I wish I was just like Diana Ross
Chorus: Stop calling me Grandma I'm only 85 years old!
And stop saying that my skin looks like mold!
If you do not stop that, I'm giving you a Dunce cap,
I gotta go now, I gotta take my daily nap
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-I'm hungry-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.I wanna eat!-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat.But I cannot get up-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I wish I was young
But that's something dumb
To say cuz that was history
When today's a present
I call it a gift
And all the rest is just a mystery
Well, hello there my name is Rose and I am ninety-seven
When the time I felt like heaven
I was just eleven!
You see, my allowance when up really high to fifty cents,
And I never will forget,
What happened next!
I bought a kitty and I named him Rumplestiltskin
(That was the hit story when I was eleven)
And then he got sick and I had to send him to the vet
He was ok but I had to give the veterinarian my 50 cents!
Chorus: Yes, I know, that is really something not to care about
But then, fifty cents wasn't something to lose in the water spout.
And I hate how teenagers always look like they are part of a band
Maybe a whip of my cane will make them understand
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-I need to get off this phone-own-own-own-own-own-own-own-own. Stop this song-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong. I gotta get to the nursing-home-home-home-home-home-home-home-home-home.
I wish I was young
But that's something dumb
To say cuz that was history
When today's a present
I call it a gift
And all the rest is just a mystery
I hope you liked it! I'm going make more. Comment if you have any suggestions for a song I can do a parody to, and I'll be sure to do them!
Hello, hello, grandson, you called, I can't hear a thing
I forgot to wear my hearing aids, ya see see
Or is just the phone that I bought in 1960?
I'll get a new one, Rose said they are kind of nifty
K-kind of nifty
K-kind of nifty
I'll get a new one, Rose said they are kind of nifty
I need my glasses I cannot read what the prices are.
Doggonit, to get them, I have to walk with my cane to the car
Maybe I should ask that little boy to help me cross
It's times like this I wish I was just like Diana Ross
Chorus: Stop calling me Grandma I'm only 85 years old!
And stop saying that my skin looks like mold!
If you do not stop that, I'm giving you a Dunce cap,
I gotta go now, I gotta take my daily nap
E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-I'm hungry-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.I wanna eat!-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat-eat.But I cannot get up-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
I wish I was young
But that's something dumb
To say cuz that was history
When today's a present
I call it a gift
And all the rest is just a mystery
Well, hello there my name is Rose and I am ninety-seven
When the time I felt like heaven
I was just eleven!
You see, my allowance when up really high to fifty cents,
And I never will forget,
What happened next!
I bought a kitty and I named him Rumplestiltskin
(That was the hit story when I was eleven)
And then he got sick and I had to send him to the vet
He was ok but I had to give the veterinarian my 50 cents!
Chorus: Yes, I know, that is really something not to care about
But then, fifty cents wasn't something to lose in the water spout.
And I hate how teenagers always look like they are part of a band
Maybe a whip of my cane will make them understand
Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-I need to get off this phone-own-own-own-own-own-own-own-own. Stop this song-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong-ong. I gotta get to the nursing-home-home-home-home-home-home-home-home-home.
I wish I was young
But that's something dumb
To say cuz that was history
When today's a present
I call it a gift
And all the rest is just a mystery
I hope you liked it! I'm going make more. Comment if you have any suggestions for a song I can do a parody to, and I'll be sure to do them!
3 Comments
LOL!!! This is really good! ;)
thanks :]
Come on people!!!!! Tell me what song to do next! I will do any song!! ANY SONG!!!! I'll even mention your username in te description (if you want)!