the terrible thanksgiving
a play i wrote in school with my friend Danielle for a class project. we had to write a story about the subject we got. one of us picked out of a box and we got a thanksgiving gone wrong and boy did this thanksgiveing go wrong. after we wrote it we got to act it out. she played the grandma and i was the convict. oh and grandmas gangsta and the uncle is gay. anyways enjoy.
(shannon and tommy walk in with tommy's parents)
shannon: Grandma, uncle T! We're here!
tommy's mom carly: (whispers) this is a very pretty house.
(Grandma and uncle T walk in)
T: oh. Darling. Its about time you got here.
(t shakes everyones hands and winks at Tommy
grandma: sup yo dawgs? Look it, girl I be wearin cool-coloured threads cause i be cool. Y'all people are pimping!
(everybody else looks around awkwardly)
grandma: yo, gurl, come help me in the kitchen with that jumbo shrimp!
shannon: but grandma...!
grandma: No, no buts yo!
shannon: Bu
t: Shh! or there won't be any cookies!
shannon: but...
grandma: shush home dog! or no dinner will be served yo!
(shannon and grandma walk into the kitchen)
Shannon: (from kitchen) Grandma! the turkeys on fire!
grandma: yo, wha ya say?
(t, tommy, carly, and austin tommy's dad go into the living room)
t: so uh. Hottie. How you doing?
tommy: hey.
Shannon: uncle T! Leave my boyfriend alone!
T: (sigh) She ruins all my fun. oh well peace and love.
(shannon and grandma bring in punch. grandmas a "little" tipsy)
grandma: here, lil peeps! I brought yo some drinks (whispers) I added a lil kick. ooh. hey its gettin kind of hot in here yo.
(Grandma starts to stripp dance. convict comes in)
convict: grams! Do you have a damp, dark, cold basement where the cops can't find me?!
grandma: No dawg. you have to get in trouble to be in the clear. Theres a black mark above yo head. It ain't safe haveing you in this hood o mine. and...
Shannon: wheres uncle T and wheres Tommy?
grandma: Tawanda! Stop stealing your niece's boyfriends! It has got to be the fith time or something yo!
(Carly and Austin get up.)
carly: not again! I though gay intervention camp had changed him!
Austin: so much for that!
convict: crap! the cops!
(convict runs out of house.)
the end.
shannon: Grandma, uncle T! We're here!
tommy's mom carly: (whispers) this is a very pretty house.
(Grandma and uncle T walk in)
T: oh. Darling. Its about time you got here.
(t shakes everyones hands and winks at Tommy
grandma: sup yo dawgs? Look it, girl I be wearin cool-coloured threads cause i be cool. Y'all people are pimping!
(everybody else looks around awkwardly)
grandma: yo, gurl, come help me in the kitchen with that jumbo shrimp!
shannon: but grandma...!
grandma: No, no buts yo!
shannon: Bu
t: Shh! or there won't be any cookies!
shannon: but...
grandma: shush home dog! or no dinner will be served yo!
(shannon and grandma walk into the kitchen)
Shannon: (from kitchen) Grandma! the turkeys on fire!
grandma: yo, wha ya say?
(t, tommy, carly, and austin tommy's dad go into the living room)
t: so uh. Hottie. How you doing?
tommy: hey.
Shannon: uncle T! Leave my boyfriend alone!
T: (sigh) She ruins all my fun. oh well peace and love.
(shannon and grandma bring in punch. grandmas a "little" tipsy)
grandma: here, lil peeps! I brought yo some drinks (whispers) I added a lil kick. ooh. hey its gettin kind of hot in here yo.
(Grandma starts to stripp dance. convict comes in)
convict: grams! Do you have a damp, dark, cold basement where the cops can't find me?!
grandma: No dawg. you have to get in trouble to be in the clear. Theres a black mark above yo head. It ain't safe haveing you in this hood o mine. and...
Shannon: wheres uncle T and wheres Tommy?
grandma: Tawanda! Stop stealing your niece's boyfriends! It has got to be the fith time or something yo!
(Carly and Austin get up.)
carly: not again! I though gay intervention camp had changed him!
Austin: so much for that!
convict: crap! the cops!
(convict runs out of house.)
the end.
7 Comments
Wow?
Well, that was... random. LOL.
riiiiiiiiiiiggggghht......idk lol
LOL that was great
hahahahahahaha. funny
wow...
wow...