The awesome adventure of the dancing potato

Once in a place far far away, down the street. A long time ago, this morning. A potato grew out of the ground and started to dance, he heard a weird sound from the house next to his patch and went to it."this is my jam",the potato instantly shouted as he began to dance harder and faster. A mouse scurried over to wear he stood dancing and was immediatley crushed by the motions of his leg. A traveling pear came to see wht the commotion was and decide it was cool. "please," shouted the potato,"help me stop, I have been dancing for 2 days." "we shall help," shouted the traveling pears and they began to beat on him. They punched his face and kicked his legs. "Please,"he begged,"that isnt at all what i meant." So the pears walked on their way. How silly a apple freashly plucked had said as she passed him one day. Then the potato met a pencil. "Hello,"it had said,"i am the wise and powerful pencil of the desk. "So are you really wise," asked the potato slightly confused. "Why funny you should ask," said the pencil,"indeed i am." Then the pencil burst into a highly catchy song that didn't have anything to do with anything that was happening then and their.

If your happy and you know it
clap your hands.
If your happy and you know it
clap your hands.
if your happy and you know it
and you really want to show it.
If your happy and you know it
clap your hands.

"Please stop," whined the potato as he danced even harder. "Why would anyone want me to stop singing a song," asked the pencil clearly flabbergasted. "If your so wise figure it out," said the potato. "While i'll be," said the pencil crossly as he fumbled for his eyepiece and walked away. As the pencil left the potato walked away and fell into a hole.