You missed me?! (Taylor Lautner Love) pilot

Hey. My name is Alexa Siques. Last name pronounced 'seeks.' Nobody calls me Alexa or Alex or Ally. Nothing normal. I love the smell, sight, and taste of kiwi. I almost look like a kiwi. My hair is naturally black with very thin strands of dyed green. My freckles are very noticable and dark and my make up is always done with kiwis in mind. Psycho? I know. But I make it look good. People call me Kiwi if you didn't guess. My history isn't the happiest. My parents are dead and I live with my aunt, uncle, and cousins. My best friend from when I was young. Yeah you guessed it. Taylor Lautner was my best friend. He moved on and then never called again. What a jerk. My best friend, then and now, is moving with us to Los Angeles instead of to Italy with her parents. I hate L.A already. Beach boys, anorexic girls, models, and celebrities everywhere I looked. They were disgusting. It seemed like everyone resembled a celebrity or the relative of one (or was one). Emmy, my best friend was looking over a magazine for the latest styles of the city when she looked at me. "Hey Kiwi? What's up with you? You have that look you get when you have an incredible prank in mind... Whatever it is I'm in." I smiled at her. "Well listen up. We are going to pull off the greatest prank ever pulled on paprazzi! By the way! Hey Uncle Ben?" He replied with a glance in the rearview mirror. "Do we have any make up left from Lilly's dance recital?!" He nodded, "Yes, ma'am! Why?" I chuckled with Emmy. "Oh no reason." As we pulled into the new driveway he turned around, "Now you listen to me young lady. There will be no pranks, gags, etc plulled on anybody in this city! You'll have to find something else to do. Got it?" I moaned and Emmy slouched back. "Like what Uncle B?! There is absolutely nothing to do here except reinact scenes from crumby movies and get arrested for impersonating celebrities!!" Emmy laughed at the last thing. I slouched back and pouted at my uncle. "Then find something else to do. I am not going to have you brought home by the police again because of a prank. Got. It?" "Fine." I said and got out of the car. I ran up to my room and everything was already in there. I looked around and mentally ran through my things so I could place them in the best possible place. I noticed a spiral staircase in the middle of my room. I skipped up them to find another room. My bed was up there. Along with a new white vanity and a door leading to a bathroom. The wall on the far side was made completetly of glass with curtains covering them. My aunt had painted the room. It was kiwi green and little black dots all over the light spring green carpet. The pure image of a kiwi! I squealed with delight. "Aunt Linsey!!!" I screamed. She came running immediately. She smiled when she saw what I screamed about. "It's awesome! I definitely love it!" She laughed at my childishness. "I left the main room undone so you would have something to do until you found out what to do other than pranking." She gave me a look of sympathy. I frowned. "Why can't I prank anymore!?" She gave me a stern look. "Because of your blowout prank before the move. You know. The one that was supposed to be your unforgettable prank of Alliance, Ohio. Yeah that one. You were taken home by a cop! And they surrounded you on the way to the door. Honey you've done enough pranking to last a life time. Enough." With that she left the room. I threw myself onto the bed. Emmy walked in and sat with me. "Emmy. I am the king of pranking! I don't just stop. It's not a hobbie or a sport or a game! It's a passion, a religion, a contest! It's me and I finally won and reached the top! And now they are telling me that I have to give up my title! I don't think so! Emmy are you thinking what I'm thinking?!" Emmy pondered it for a second and then gave me a worried glance. "Kiwi... I don't think we should-" I interupted her. "Emerald Noel Colson! Are you chickening out on me?! I don't think so! We are a team I thought! We will do one last prank that will go down in history!" I jumped off my bed and threw on my cape that I ordered online for nearly 200 dollars. A real cape was expensive. She laughed at me. "So what do you have in mind?" I gave her a devilish smile and pulled out my disguise chest. She gave me a look that said she was a bit afraid. "You know you can back out now. Better now that after you get caught right?" She nodded. "Yeah I think you're right. You might be on your own for this one." She left the room and I began researching celebrities and planning the great escape after the damage was done. ** The next day was normal for a post move. I bought paint with Emmy and we separated for painting and decorating. By the end of the day the paint was drying and Emmy and I left for exploration. We parked near a coffe shop and went inside. "Hey Kiwi. I really want a cookie and an iced coffee. Here's my wallet I'll be in the bathroom." She ran to the door labled 'Ladies.' I was in line and waiting. I looked down to check my text messages when a whole lot of screaming and "hey you can get in front of me"s were being yelled. I snapped my head up with a very sarcastic look. A group of people were at the front being surrounded by the people that were in line. I looked behind me and the people that used to be there were gone and infront of me. I put my phone in my pocket and took a deep breath. I let a loud high pitched scream and the room fell silent. Emmy burst out of the room with her purse in her hand ready to fight. "Kiwi what's wrong?! I heard you scream!!" I walked to the front of the line laughing at her. I sighed and then put on a serious face. A fan girl pushed her way through and held on the Robert Pattinson and yelled at me, "No need to be a b!**h about it jeez. They're famous! They get the privilage of going first!" Someone squeezed past Robert, "Alexa?!" He ran up and ripped me off the ground squeezing the air out of me. I pushed out of Taylor's arms. Glaring at him I opened my mouth and started yelling at him, "What do you think you're doing! You think you can just leave, never call, and then think that we are still best friends nearly ten years later!? I don't think so!" In the process of my yelling Emmy started out order. She got it and set it on a table. "Now, now, now! Kiwi! Is this really the place to start a fight with a guy that isn't even worth the effort of one? I didn't think so. Now come sit and eat your bagel." I slammed into a chair and shoved my bagel away. Emmy glanced at me and then at Taylor. She stood and walked over to Taylor. I didn't hear what she said but it seemed to make everyone walk away. I didn't care. We walked around some more and bought things for ourselves, each other, my cousins, and our rooms. We stepped through the door laughing until I saw my uncle and aunt's faces. I frowned. "Oh c'mon!! I didn't even do anything this time!" My aunt gave me a sarcastic smile. "Oh really come here sweety take a look at this new person on our TV." I walked into the living room and watched as they unpaused the report on Taylor and I in the coffee shop! I was screaming at him but I never got closer. Instead I was slowly inching toward the exit. His eyes were going back and forth between me and the door. He was waiting for me to dart for it. I looked at my uncle for back up. It worked. "Honey. She didn't mean too. She's a young lady! She let her emotioons get the best of her. Is it really necessary to take her pranking tools away?" I freaked at his last comment. "WHAT?!?! No you can't take my tools away! Never! Please, please, please!! Don't take them! Take my phone, my laptop, my iPod, my iPad! Anything but my tools!!!" I dropped to my knees and begged like a child did on TV. Aunty L sighed and shrugged her shoulders. "I guess. But one more time something like this happens will have you SO grounded young lady." Lilly and Jacob laughed at me. My cousins laughed at me everytime I got introuble. It was nothing new. I left for my room with Emmy close behind. "So how are you going to get away with the prank?" I thought about it. It was tricky. And I didn't do pranks unless I was going to get credit for it. "I've got it! I'll prank Tay-tay! He wouldn't tell on me! And if he does. I'll prank him until he gets it!" Emmy watched me. "I, uhm, had a chat with Taylor. He uhm invited us to the photoshoot on Saturday. For the twilight cast. I kind of said we'd go." I froze at my best friend's betrayal. I whipped around, "Emmy! Why?! I thought you were my best friend! We are partners in crime, co-pranksters, I am king and you! You are my precious queen that I always keep close with me!! Why would you agree to an invite from Taylor Lautner?!" She smiled and ran out of the room. She was on track so she was faster than me by far. But I watched things closely. Shortcuts were a prankster's bestfriend. I chased her out of the house and down the street, ignoring watchful eyes from neighbors. Emmy turned a corner and I jumped onto a wall that lined the street and a yard that was on one side. "EMMY! GET BACK HERE!" She sprinted faster. I jumped into a tree as she rounded another corner I cut through yards and jumped a few fences. As she was running down the street, she turned back to see where I was. I dropped in front of her. We were panting wildly. "Why?" I said between my panting. Emmy collapsed onto the sidewalk. "Alright. Enough. I give up. I said yes because you've been hating him for no reason! Eight years! That's long enough!" I slumped. "I don't hate him." "Liar." I glared at her. "I don't hate him. I just hate how he left me with nothing but a memory of no good byes! It didn't help that shortly after, you know, that happened." Emmy knew about my parents. The truth, that is. I looked at her and we hugged. ** We were at the dinner table. Dinner consisted of grilled chicken, rice, and peas. I had a bowl of sliced kiwis next to me. I was in the middle of sucking the juice out of one when Emmy cleared her throat next to me. "Uhm, so me and Kiwi were invited to a photoshoot. Is it alright if we are out on Saturday?" My aunt stared at us and my uncle was in the middle of putting a fork full of chicken in his mouth. He set the fork down without taking the bite and my aunt spoke first. "Well if you girls want to, but I have one condition. On Saturday morning you both go out and find a sport or club to do so you don't get in trouble pranking, Kiwi. And, Kiwi, don't forget, Kiwi, that, Kiwi, you've got homework after school, Kiwi, when you start school. Oh and if you couldn't tell I was directing most of that to you Kiwi. But it would be nice if you did something as well, Emmy." Emmy and I looked at each other. "Fiiine." We both moaned. ** Saturday, I woke early. (http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=27671269) "Alright so- Oooh! You look cute today miss Kiwi!" I smiled at Emmy when she paused to admire me. She looked cute too. Her outfit had a sort of bling to it. It had a touch of Emmy too. (http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=27460387) "You look like an original!" She curtsied at me and I laughed. I did up my make up as did Emmy. She looked like a fiary. Her hair had sparkle in it from a new shampoo she was using. Mine made my green streaks look brighter. I looked like a kiwi. The thought made me laugh and Emmy dragged me out. "Time to look for sports slash club things! So what are you looking into?" I smiled at her. "I think I'm going to start back in street fighting, boxing, or dance." Emmy looked at me oddly. "Great combination there! Well, I am doing track, gym, dance, or karate! Sounds fun right?!" I laughed. We came to a boxing ring and talked to the director and coach of most of the classes. "Hey there! Can I help you ladies? Are you the sisters of one of my boxers?" I laughed at his comment and looked around spotting Emmy leaving to flirt with a guy in basketball shorts and no shirt. "Actually, I was wondering what days you do advanced classes." He watched me skeptically. "Little Lady? Don't ya think you're a little small for that?" I just looked at him for a moment. "Well then, let me go get Josh. He is top of the class. Best junior boxer in the city. Won lot's of trophies!" We walked over to the ring. There were two guys boxing. It looked like it was rehearsed. I frowned. "Emmy!" She whipped her head up and I waved her over as the four guys she'd been giggling with followed her. "What's up Kiwi?" I smiled at the four guys and they all watched me with lustful eyes. "Will you go get my duffle bag out of the trunk? Or are you busy?" She smirked at me. "I was working my magic but I can take a break. 'Bout to show some people what us tiny girls can do?" I nodded and she laughed. I watched her walk away with the guys tending to her attention needs. I turned around. There was a guy standing right there crouching to look at me. I jumped back and he laughed. "Hey. I'm Joshua. You can call me Josh. Or the best boxer you'll ever see. That'll work too!" I chuckled. "A little cocky aren't ya?" He laughed. "Why not? I gotta right to be. Best junior boxer in the city. My dad is a boxer too! He owns the place!" I took my pink and white duffle bag from Emmy and we left for the changing rooms. She helped me change my shirt and wash off my mouth peice. I threw on my shorts and walked out with my bag over my shoulder. I hopped into the ring and he laughed at me. " I am not fighting a girl! You've got to be kidding!" I laughed at him. I threw a punch and he dodged. He put in his mouth peice and shook his head. We boxed for a minute and I pinned him easily. He looked up at me with a shocked look and we both whipped around when Emmy burst out laughing. She pointed at him. "You said you wouldn't fight a girl! Think of it this way! She hits like a man!" I laughed with her at the inside joke we shared. Everyone was confused. I yelled to Emmy, "Omigosh! It's nearly two!" Emmy whipped around. She screamed and we rushed to the car. I was still in my sports bra and shorts when we pulled into the parking lot across the street from the photoshoot. I forgot about it and got out of the car with Emmy by my side. We crossed the street laughing about Josh's face after the fight. "Alexa!" I heard someone yell. I didn't respond until someone wrapped their arms around me. I squealed as they spun me around. "Hey! Are you done yelling at me? If you are I hope you can forgive me! I can explain everything! I promise!" I turned around only to be yanked along by Taylor. I was put in the middle of the group of actors and actresses right before a flash. "Well if any of you were looking for publicity this'll get it." The photographer held up the camera as he spoke and walked to a table of food. I was turned around to a smiling Taylor. "So?" He asked. I just watched him and then glanced at Emmy. She nodded telling me to say something. "I want an explanation first." He nodded. "That's simple! When I moved here for my Shark Boy part I dropped my phone off the balcony of the room I was staying at a hotel! Nothing was salvagable. I was in the middle of texting you my progress when it happened. I got a new phone and couldn't remember your number at all. I am so sorry!" I sighed and pulled him into a hug. "You're forgiven I guess. But on one condition! You have to let me pull a prank on you and not get in trouble for it!" I put my hands on my hips and watched him. He was just staring at my face. He opened his mouth, "Fine! What kind of prank? And when?" I laughed and started walking over to Emmy who was drooling over the cast. "It wouldn't be a prank if you knew anything about it! Hey guys!" I yelled. They all replied and I jumped onto a stool that was by a table and Emmy came over with the cast following Taylor and her. "So are you two friends now?" I looked at Tay-tay and nodded. She smiled "By the way this is Ashley, Nikki, Rob, Kellan, Kristen, Peter, Elizabeth, and Jackson. Hey did you know Jackson's last name is Rathbone?! I love it!!" Jackson looked away from her to me laughing. I just gave Emmy an odd look. "Yeah but I still think that one guy in Ohio that never talked had the best name ever! I mean who names their kid Maekin Payne?! Poor kid!" Emmy laughed with me, "Yeah but you have to admitt that it probably makes an amazing pick up line!" I laughed again and Jackson spoke up, "You guys wanna join us for photos?" Emmy and I looked at each other and laughed at another inside joke. Everyone looked at us and just mumbled to each other about us. I smiled at Jackson. "That sounds great!" I hopped off of the stool and followed them. We were in the middle of pictures when Taylor pulled me aside to talk. "Alexa. I get the feeling you don't completely forgive me." I looked at him as he sat in a chair. "Well they call me Kiwi now. And I do completely forgive you! You just aren't used to me forgiving so easily!" I smiled at him. He nodded and we went back to the others. Emmy winked at me and I stopped, confused. She was taking pictures with Robert by herself. It was just them. I laughed. Robert wasn't her favorite actor but she respected him. Now my thoughts turned and I suspected a crush forming for Emmy. I laughed at her. ** Later that day we were getting ready for bed. Emmy turned to me while I was washing my face. "Hey Kiwi? What would you say if I tol you that I liked Rob?" I scrubbed my face and rinsed it off. I grabbed a towel. "I'd say no surprise. Why?" She just smiled in reply and continued, "Well are you falling for Taylor again like you did when you were eight?" I threw my towel at her. "He's changed a lot. I don't think I could fall for him ever. He's not like I remember him. I just want to see what he's like now first." We said good night after that and went to bed. I looked at my phone and just as I suspected I had a message from Taylor. I'd given him my new number and he looked way to eager to have it. 'Lunch some time? The cast is coming.' It read. I laughed and texted back. 'Can Emmy come?' his response was immediate.
Taylor: Rob just asked the same thing. Yeah she can come too!
Me: Awesome where are we going?
Taylor: Somewhere fancy so dress up!
Me: Ew.
Taylor: Lol!
Me: I'm going to bed! G'night!
Taylor: Night :)
After that I plugged it in to charge and tucked myself in for a restful night. TBC