The Endless Tales of Paul The Magic Unicorn
So one day I got extremely hyper, like, lets put it this way, my friend Derrel described it as "you know when a normal person takes shots and shots of jack? its like that."
so tada, here it is, "PAUL THE MAGIC UNICRON"
Chapter 1
Paul the (Fill in the Blank) Unicorn
Paul the magic unicorn
With his cool shiny horn
Went to a farm to eat some corn
Paul the magic unicorn
Paul the cannibal unicorn
Found some newborn unicorns
Ate their guts but saved the horns
Paul the cannibal unicorn
Paul the perverted unicorn
Went to the neighbors
To watch his favorite porn
Paul the perverted unicorn
Paul the big fat unicorn
Went in the forest to eat some cheese
But it was a tent
Paul the big fat unicorn
Paul the end of the song unicorn
Almost got turned into bacon by that kid in the tent
But Paul ate Kevin
Paul the end of the song unicorn
THE END
With his cool shiny horn
Went to a farm to eat some corn
Paul the magic unicorn
Paul the cannibal unicorn
Found some newborn unicorns
Ate their guts but saved the horns
Paul the cannibal unicorn
Paul the perverted unicorn
Went to the neighbors
To watch his favorite porn
Paul the perverted unicorn
Paul the big fat unicorn
Went in the forest to eat some cheese
But it was a tent
Paul the big fat unicorn
Paul the end of the song unicorn
Almost got turned into bacon by that kid in the tent
But Paul ate Kevin
Paul the end of the song unicorn
THE END



10 Comments
aha u showed me this b4...remember?:P
n still its AWZUMMMMMMMM :)
lol love it
and my name is paul
brill
awesome @_@
I LOOOOVVEEEE UNICORNZZZZ
that was funny almost peed my pants!
:) ☺☻
Lmao, love it :) :)
rofl! Too funny