ways to annoy LORD VOLDEMORT

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• schedule him a hair cut
• suggest that he gets an nose pierce
• send him a love note from Snape telling him about his feeelings
• draw a scar on his forehead while he sleeps
• replace his wand with a celery stick
• give him a gift card for Ashley Lynn's Tanning for christmas
• switch all of his robes with Dumboldore's
• give him a hannah montana wig (lol luv this one)
• give him a team Edward t-shirt
• paint his fingernails pink
• make him read you the Harry Potter book for a bedtime story
• hit him in the face with a killing curse so he can feel special too
• tell him he was cute in his baby form
• after the battle of Howarts respond to his threats with a " you and what army"
• keep asking to ride on his snake ;)
• tell him you dont mean Nagini (he's pet snake)
• anytime he mentions Harry Potter say " told ya so)
• throw him a surprise party
• invite Dumblodore
• Refer to Harry as the boy who lived again, again,again, and again
• make him " HARRY FTW ' t-shirts
• everytime he makes up an evil plan make a bet with the Death Eaters saying that his plan will fail
• make sure he finds outs
• when his plan is ruined yell loudly "I KNEW IT !!!!! OKAY PEOPLE PAY UP
• call him Voldie to mock his baldiness

should i make another

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• idc

will u comment

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will u send me a friend request

• no
• yes
• maybe
• we're already friends