a banana love story

hello,you may be wondering, who are you? where am i? why am i straped to a chair with licorice? well i'll tell you. I! am mr. banana, and i am going to tell you about my tragic story of how i lost my true love. it all began at the corn cobb festival. there i saw here. here plush skin glistining in the sunlight, her leaves all neatly tied up in curls.......