Embry and Me
Hmm.... well this right here is a story, duh! Cuz youby some miraculous chance found it listed in stories. I want a partner for it, you can be a boy or girl, don't really give a crap, and you must luv wolfpack,aka Embry,Quil,Seth,and Jakey. If you don't luv wolfpack,chances are you won't be of much help.
Disclaimer:I don't own, much. Just skin and bones. Wait,I don't even
Own that. Dang stephanie meyer owns TWILIGHT, and every character in it but
Kaishai and some few others.
Kaishai's P.O.V.(pronounced-Kay •Shah)
"I walk up to the police in Detriot Ci-Ty! I'm like excuse me officer, I'm tryin'a find some green ! He's like 'Son,We are too! Why don't you role with me?' Now I'm like sittin in da police ride,ride crack a 40 oz inside,side. Nig-""Ahmad Manga",don't you DARE!"said my friend Sade (shah•day).
Spencer was singing a parody remix of "tik tok" by Kesha, only the remix was by someone more screwed up than him. Yes we caught him mid-racial slur,as we cruised down the gross hideous Gulf Coast beach of Corpus Christi,Texas. It isn't really gross ;though it could use a major facelift; so much as it was outright UG-LEEE. When you compare it to Atlantic Coast beaches, its like comparing Khloe to Kim,or BMW to Dune buggy.
All complainig aside,it was more tropical than landlocked /could you be any pastier,Louisiana. That's where we escaped from on this beach trip,not really much of a beach if you ask this Trini,but beggers can't be choosers.Hmmph-
SPLASH!
"OH HEYALL NAW!!!"Sade and I exclaimed simultaneously.
You best believe that got me out of my stupor! I turned to Spencer, but knew if yinside out oreo bff knew anything,it was not to splash retarded black girls. He,just as I suspected, wasn't the culprit of the surprise shower. 'One down, a whole state of creeps to go',I inwardly glowered.
I turned over to my chocalate swirls bff,and registered that she knew as much as I did. Well I'm gettin' to da bottom of this,cuz someone just cost me ten minutes of eyeliner ond mascara. What, yhall think all black people get perms.Pshh!
"Yhall don't know about this right ch'ere but next person dumpin' water on this one's gonna get da brakes,headlights,taillights,and the inspection sticker beat off of 'em!
Shoot! Peoples these days! I might not win but, boy I'll tell you what,we gon' be scrappin' in a minute! Shoot! Mayne, I'm from da ghetto homie, I was raised on bread and balogney! "a black lady in about her fourties proclaimed.
She was a handsome taking care of herself type. Not pretty, but not ugly. She had herself canped out on a beach towel,under an umbrella with two children of four and eight. I was about to go commend her for enlightening the ignorant beachgoers of the of different cultures,when a fat old cop made his way over to her. He undressed me with his too pale piggy eyes all the while
"Um, Ma'am I'm gonna need for you to come to the station with me," he announced never taking his squinty eyes off of me.
He can't do that,I thought. He would have to take the mystery culprit away too!
My instincts got the best of me. I left my friends puzzled faces before anyone could've hoped to stop me.I formulated a story in my head,and my stupid boobs whacked me in the face as strangers stared,and gritty, ugly sand dispersed itself amongst my lower body, whilst running to address the situation.
I just couldn't let fatso arrest her or fine her,I thought as finally reached the scene.
I inwardly cringed, as I saw myself being sized up. Shouldn't you be fighting phedophilia and not commiting it yourself,hmmph, guess not.With heavy disgust,and fingers crossed,I began my tale.
"Officer", I crooned," It's not her fault she's like that."
I doubly had his full attention. I had to say a little prayer to keep serving of junk food in my digestive tract.
I went on,"See she has these outbursts,"-he was most likely thinking of giving me some outbursts-" My aunt here, has recently had a stroke,and sometimes she can't keep it in."
He can't keep it in either-
"Yeah", I moaned," Her first time getting out of the house in a year was today,and she's not quite used to bein out in the open. So I was wondering if we could let this one slide."
-Slide like lubricant-
Now I think Sherriff Fatty might have messed his pants. I heard a few giggles
from the general dirrection of my friends. Ya think these fools would be used to my awesome power of sedduction by now, I've had this art on lockdown since age three. But obviously,I did look pretty ridiculous. Flirting with and sixty-year old cop
for some unknown lady works..............cuz
SHE GOT OFF!!!LOOKOUT HARVARD CUZ SEXY JUST TOPPED NERDY! Guess what else one of the cute little kids and I built a sandcastle.
Now I know yhall are like yay,snotty nosed funky kids fun! But she said she wanted to be like me when she grows up. But Ahmad's Asian leprechaun tail ruined it when he said, "Yeah! I wanna turn on old fatties too!",in a mock eager baby voice.
So I slapped him, I didn't think I slapped his ole tail that hard but,I did,oh well,he can shake it off. But,now that you mention it my grip has been a little harder these days...
Wellp,dat concludes this chapter message rate help me write it I don't care,just need some feedback.$$$$ cuz feedback like $ to amatuer writers!:D
"I walk up to the police in Detriot Ci-Ty! I'm like excuse me officer, I'm tryin'a find some green ! He's like 'Son,We are too! Why don't you role with me?' Now I'm like sittin in da police ride,ride crack a 40 oz inside,side. Nig-""Ahmad Manga",don't you DARE!"said my friend Sade (shah•day).
Spencer was singing a parody remix of "tik tok" by Kesha, only the remix was by someone more screwed up than him. Yes we caught him mid-racial slur,as we cruised down the gross hideous Gulf Coast beach of Corpus Christi,Texas. It isn't really gross ;though it could use a major facelift; so much as it was outright UG-LEEE. When you compare it to Atlantic Coast beaches, its like comparing Khloe to Kim,or BMW to Dune buggy.
All complainig aside,it was more tropical than landlocked /could you be any pastier,Louisiana. That's where we escaped from on this beach trip,not really much of a beach if you ask this Trini,but beggers can't be choosers.Hmmph-
SPLASH!
"OH HEYALL NAW!!!"Sade and I exclaimed simultaneously.
You best believe that got me out of my stupor! I turned to Spencer, but knew if yinside out oreo bff knew anything,it was not to splash retarded black girls. He,just as I suspected, wasn't the culprit of the surprise shower. 'One down, a whole state of creeps to go',I inwardly glowered.
I turned over to my chocalate swirls bff,and registered that she knew as much as I did. Well I'm gettin' to da bottom of this,cuz someone just cost me ten minutes of eyeliner ond mascara. What, yhall think all black people get perms.Pshh!
"Yhall don't know about this right ch'ere but next person dumpin' water on this one's gonna get da brakes,headlights,taillights,and the inspection sticker beat off of 'em!
Shoot! Peoples these days! I might not win but, boy I'll tell you what,we gon' be scrappin' in a minute! Shoot! Mayne, I'm from da ghetto homie, I was raised on bread and balogney! "a black lady in about her fourties proclaimed.
She was a handsome taking care of herself type. Not pretty, but not ugly. She had herself canped out on a beach towel,under an umbrella with two children of four and eight. I was about to go commend her for enlightening the ignorant beachgoers of the of different cultures,when a fat old cop made his way over to her. He undressed me with his too pale piggy eyes all the while
"Um, Ma'am I'm gonna need for you to come to the station with me," he announced never taking his squinty eyes off of me.
He can't do that,I thought. He would have to take the mystery culprit away too!
My instincts got the best of me. I left my friends puzzled faces before anyone could've hoped to stop me.I formulated a story in my head,and my stupid boobs whacked me in the face as strangers stared,and gritty, ugly sand dispersed itself amongst my lower body, whilst running to address the situation.
I just couldn't let fatso arrest her or fine her,I thought as finally reached the scene.
I inwardly cringed, as I saw myself being sized up. Shouldn't you be fighting phedophilia and not commiting it yourself,hmmph, guess not.With heavy disgust,and fingers crossed,I began my tale.
"Officer", I crooned," It's not her fault she's like that."
I doubly had his full attention. I had to say a little prayer to keep serving of junk food in my digestive tract.
I went on,"See she has these outbursts,"-he was most likely thinking of giving me some outbursts-" My aunt here, has recently had a stroke,and sometimes she can't keep it in."
He can't keep it in either-
"Yeah", I moaned," Her first time getting out of the house in a year was today,and she's not quite used to bein out in the open. So I was wondering if we could let this one slide."
-Slide like lubricant-
Now I think Sherriff Fatty might have messed his pants. I heard a few giggles
from the general dirrection of my friends. Ya think these fools would be used to my awesome power of sedduction by now, I've had this art on lockdown since age three. But obviously,I did look pretty ridiculous. Flirting with and sixty-year old cop
for some unknown lady works..............cuz
SHE GOT OFF!!!LOOKOUT HARVARD CUZ SEXY JUST TOPPED NERDY! Guess what else one of the cute little kids and I built a sandcastle.
Now I know yhall are like yay,snotty nosed funky kids fun! But she said she wanted to be like me when she grows up. But Ahmad's Asian leprechaun tail ruined it when he said, "Yeah! I wanna turn on old fatties too!",in a mock eager baby voice.
So I slapped him, I didn't think I slapped his ole tail that hard but,I did,oh well,he can shake it off. But,now that you mention it my grip has been a little harder these days...
Wellp,dat concludes this chapter message rate help me write it I don't care,just need some feedback.$$$$ cuz feedback like $ to amatuer writers!:D
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