Kiss Kiss Fall in love (Ouran HSHC with a american twist) 5

So Kyoya had found a way to get me into the host club. As I walked through the doors the stupid roses cleared the Host Club was standing around in weird costumes. "Hey guys, first of all you need to get rid of whatever blows the roses in my face. Its really annoying. And second of all, what are you wearing?"
Hunny and mori were dressed like hot dog vendors. The twins looked like American soldiers. Haruhi was dressed up like a slightly masculine Statue of Liberty. Kyoya looked like a redneck, and Tamaki had on a New York Yankee baseball uniform. Tamaki smiled "You see silly American, to celebrate your joining of the host club we have cosplayed as America's most famous symbols. Kyoya is wearing a more recent one, since americans love "country" music!" I sighed. "Great, more attention on me." One of the twins looked up. "Oh, and Alex,"
"What?"
"Now that your in the club you need a makeover!"
"Fine,"
"Yay!"

30 minutes later (Tamaki Pov)
I was looking for some gum in Kyoya's bag, because without gum I really couldnt pull off the American look. Found the gum next to pictures of some girl. "Kyoya, why do you have these pictures in your bag?" I looked through some more of them, and saw Alex! But his hair was gelled up and he was wearing a halter top. "Mama,"
"Yes Tamaki?"
"Is Alex a, a, a, a,a,-"
"A what?"
"A tranvestite?" I whispered. Something hit me hard on the back of the head. "OW!" I turned around and Alex was their in his new Ouran uniform staring at me. "No, Im not a transvestite." Then Haruhi came up "Why did you sound freaked out when you thought she was a transvestite? You dont mind my dad, except for the fact that he hates you?"
"Because Haruhi hes only a teen- Did you call Alex a she? Alex is a girl?" Alex hit me again. "Shut up Tamaki! Do you want to ruin my life? I tell you about it after the club." As she finished talking the girls burst through the doors, and Alex took the pictures away from me.

(Alex)
"Your so handsome Alex."
"Thank you ladies, but its time for you to go now."
"Okay! Bye Alex!" I turned away from my crazy customers to find one of the crazy hosts staring at me. "Okay Alex, if that is real name, explain to us why you hid your gender." Kyoya stepped up, he had gotten out of that stupid redneck costume. "Actually, we all knew she was a girl."
"WHAT? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS KYOYA?"
"Well I found a picture of her, the twins heard her girly singing voice," Hunny jumped up "And when she talked to me, she sounded like a big sister!" Tamaki looked at Haruhi and smiled. "But Haruhi didnt know." I sighed "Yes, she did know Tamaki. I told her that I was a girl the first day I met her."
"So, you know Hauhi is a girl?"
"No Tamaki," I said frustrated. "I go around calling every one a girl."
"What a strange habit."
"I was being sarcastic."
"Oh. So why didnt you tell us that you were a girl?'
"Okay I tell you why. You see I came to Japan to enroll in a better high school. When I got to Japan I saw a flyer to audition. when I auditioned they said I was perfect for the part but, the only part open was the leading man. So I said we could pretend I was a boy untill the contract ended. Then I would dye my hair and Alex Daniels would dissapear."
"Wait a minute,"
"What Tamaki?"
"If Alex Daniels would dissapear, then wont you have to change your name?"
"No, Tamaki my real name is Alexzandra Austin. Alex Daniels is just a stage name." They all stared at me. I looked at my watch. "Sorry guys I have to go. And dont tell anyone about this." I ran out of the room full of hosts.