Quotes

Which quotes (for whatever reason) do you like best? Pick however many you want. I'm nice like that ;P

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• "I don't want to be a man, I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." ~ Jace Wayland
• "When I mean morally deficient, I say,`Now, that is something i would have done´ " ~ Will Herondale
• "In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded." Terry Pratchett
• "For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks." Terry Pratchett
• "If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons." ~ Simon Lewis
• "You used to be much more... muchier. You've lost your muchness." ~ The Mad Hatter
• "Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't." ~ Richard Bach
• "I love you. You made me fall in love with you. I don't care how tall you are or what color your hair is-I care about you. You make me laugh. You're smart. You're gentle. And you're real, you're a real person, not some jock with a facade that's going to fall apart when I get to know him. I know you already, and I love you, you idiot. I don't care what you do with toilet paper." ~ Audrey Whatsername
• "I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message." ~ Damon Salvatore
• "When the going gets weird the weird turn professional." ~ Hunter S. Thompson
• "Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you." ~ Simon Lewis
• "Sometimes, when I have to do something I don't want to do, I pretend I'm a character from a book. It's easier to know what they would do." ~ Will Herondale
• "You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant
• "Danger is the best part of the game. I thought you knew that." ~ Julian
• "There’s no such thing as winning or losing. There is won and lost, there is victory and defeat. There are absolutes. Everything in between is still left to fight for." ~Skulduggery Pleasant
• "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive." ~ Bugs Bunny
• "Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?" ~ The Mad Hatter
• "You might want to lie down, I find that it helps when the crushing sense of horrible realization sets in." ~ Magnus Bane
• "There's plenty of sense in nonsense sometimes, if you wish to look for it." ~ Will Herondale
• "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.The Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, Jaws that bait and claws that catch, Beware the Jabberwock, my son, The frumious Bandersnatch He took his vorpal sword in hand The vorpal blade went snicker-snack He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back." ~ The Mad Hatter
• "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells." ~ Dr. Seuss
• "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
• "He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at." Terry Pratchett
• "Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "There's no such thing as a bad idea. Only poorly executed awesome ones." ~ Damon Salvatore
• "The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try." ~ Damon Salvatore
• "Love is a friendship set to music." ~ Eli Joseph Cossman
• "Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie." ~ Jace Wayland
• "When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt
• “Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.” ~ James Dean
• "She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant
• "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Seuss
• "He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "It's not worth doing something unless someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing it." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!" ~ Hunter S. Thompson
• "If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards!" ~ Terry Pratchett
• "Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened." ~ Dr Seuss
• "Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns." ~ Jace Wayland
• "If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now." ~ Alec Lightwood
• "Doors are for people with no imagination." ~Skulduggery Pleasant
• "When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it." Henry Ford
• "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." ~ Dr. Seuss
• "Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon..." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know." ~ Foaly
• "You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret; all the best people are." ~Alice Kingsley
• "If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up." ~ Hunter S. Thompson
• "God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient." ~ Damon Salvatore
• "We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse." ~Skulduggery Pleasant
• "Very touching. Do you want me to imitate a violin?" ~ Damon Salvatore
• "Usually I'm remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn't end in y." ~ Jace Wayland
• "If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." ~ Hunter S. Thompson
• "Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once." ~ Lillian Dickson
• "Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough." ~ Tanith Low
• "Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity." ~ Hunter S. Thompson
• "Nothing really dies as long as it's not forgotten." ~ Julian
• “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~ Maria Robinson
• "Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact? Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be." He banged on the side of the carriage. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship." ~ Will Herondale
• "Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy." ~ Domovio Butler
• "I've been considering words that start with the letter M. Moron. Mutiny. Murder. Mmm-malice." The Mad Hatter
• "I never tell anyone exactly how smart I am, they would be too scared." ~ Artemis Fowl ll
• "Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more." Terry Pratchett
• "If things go wrong, I'll lead them away. Once it's clear, get back to the car. If you don't see me in five minutes, then I've probably died a very brave and heroic death. Oh, and don't touch the radio--I've got it tuned right where I want it and I don't want you messing that up." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant
• "If you were me, then I'd be you. And if I were you, I'd hide somewhere far away. " ~ Artemis Fowl ll
• "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." Terry Pratchett
• "I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead." ~ Damon Salvatore
• "It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not." ~ Andre Gide
• "First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order." Jace Wayland
• "Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it." ~ Terry Pratchett
• "That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?" ~ Terry Pratchett
• "If you have a soul of a warrior, you are a warrior. Whatever the color, the shape, the design of the shade that conceals it, the flame inside the lamp remains the same. You are that flame." ~ Jem Carstairs
• "Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." ~ Oscar Wilde

Was it too long? I WAS just doing it 'cause I was bored, I guess. What did you think?... Not that I care, or anything. Ahem.

• Baw-RING!
• What do you mean too lo- HOLY FUDGE! I didn't notice!
• Too long, didn't read TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
• I liked it.
• Pretty sucky, sorry.
• That was awesome! I loved those quotes! (:

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