The vampire gangs

I was alone.i was cold. it was dark. i was walking along the pathway to go home. i had been to a party at my friend's house (w00t w00t!!!) yeah! anyways, i came to the door. i knocked because i didn't have a key. there was no reply. i knocked again. i heard footsteps coming towards me. someone opened the door...
"uh can i help you?"
"who are you?" i asked. i had never seen a guy like that since the photos of my mother in the 80s.
"I am gary. who the he.ll are you?" he said in a funny sing-song voice.
"I'm Aaron, i live here."
"holy c.rap dude have you been on the alch.ohol?"
"no!" i said. "im only 13!"
"well excuse me little missy!" he said. He should have gone to specsavers...
i noticed a newspaper on the floor. the date was 16th july 1985. either that guy likes collecting outdated public books or im in the 80s!
"what year is it?" i asked.
"flo?! go look at the calendar for me will ya?"
"18th july 1985." Flo said.
"gotta dash" i said.