Role Playing Harry Potter

Bill Weasley walks into the room yells “Yo yo ma!” and walks out.
Elena Black sees the Dementors in the sky and yells at us all.
Keith Marie Levins (here by known as Kei) walks in and yells “DEMENTORS! PROTECT YOUR SOULS! DEMENTORS! PROTECT YOUR SOULS!”
Rachi comes in and tells us all her love for my cousin, Draco Malfoy…..

Elena- DIE U F'IN DEMENTORS!!!!!!!!! oh wait they cant die.... welll EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!! haha suckers!!!!!!!! omg HI FRED!!!!!! FRED SAYS HI EVERYONE!
Rachi- Dementors!!! Omg wat do we do?!?
Lulu- oh no! EXPECTO PATRONUM! (A unicorn bursts from her wand)
Kei- Expecto Pratronum! (a silver tiger escapes her wand)
Lulu- Why won’t the Dementors leave us alone! We must have a lot of happy thoughts!
Elena- THEY JUST WENT AWAY!!!!!! hhhmmmm........ OHMIGOD!!!!!!!!!! THEY R BACK RUN!!!!!!!
Kei- these stupid wrackspurt won’t leave my head! Oh and Draco is MIEN!
Lulu- Let’s not have a war over my cousin. And I can get Luna to make you something to keep them away!
Kei- Nah Luna just smacks them away and i really need my head in one piece
Elena- OMG! It’s VOLDY THE BALD FREAK WITH NO NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lulu- Wow, We're having a really bad day aren't we? First Dementors now Lord Voldemort!
Rachi- AAAAHHHHHHH! VOLDIE!!!! AND HIS DEATH EATERS!!!!! Let’s get them all! And Draco’s mien!
Elena- Yup worst day ever! OW! OK NO! BAD DEATH EATER! STUPIFY!! Well that worked well..... (Apperates no one knows where she went)
Kei- Ohhhh yay Order of the pheonix is here to save the day!!!
Rachi- EXPELLIAMUS!
Kei- Draco’s mien! And... Oh no! Snape’s with the Order! Get away you idiotic fiend! Stupefy!
Lulu- Immobulus ~!
Rachi- Snape killed Dumbledore! Run away!
Lulu- Oh and enough fighting over my cousin! It’s making me gag!
Rachi- Wait? Why are they running away from us? Why?
Kei- Crucio you snape!
Lulu- Oh no! Kei! You just used an unforgiveable curse! I promise I won't tell and send you to Azkaban if you never do it again!
Rachi- Draco is just so hot! And my BF!
Kei- Ahhhh it backfired! Help now snape is using it against me! Stupid a*wipe! And no way Rachi! Draco is MY boyfriend!
Lulu- I’ll help you get Snape Kei if you still need the help.
Kei- Nah i got this b*ch! Apologize Severus!!!!!!!! No not the sectumsempra!!!! Snape just used that curse on me!
Lulu- Oh no Snape didn’t! (Kei is bleeding to death) Lulu starts to mutter the counter curse
Rachi- Stupefy! (hits snape in the face) Don’t worry I’ll get him for ya Kei.
Lulu- Feeling any better Kei?
Kei- Ahhh! thestrals they were atracted by my blood! Get away you! And thank god I’m in one piece again.
Lulu- I can’t see them!
Kei- I saw my parents die so ya… Now let’s go to the Malfoy Manor on these things!
Lulu- I still can't see them! Help me on one! I'll show you the way to the Manor! I lived there most of my life!
Rachi- I saw my Mum, Dad and Bro die so I can see them!
(We all step into small pond)
Kei- Grindelows now theyve got my foot! drags it on my foot over to lulu and helps her on the thestral now to deal with the gridelow stupefy!
Lulu- Thanks for helping me Kei. Now to the Malfoy Manor!
Kei- Get off you stupid sea creature!!! The grindelow wont shove off eat it thestral! puts grindelow into thestral's mouth! Ewwww blood everywhere
Rachi- Now off to the Manor!
Lulu- the Manor’s this way… Hope we don’t see Voldemort there…. (get’s to the manor)
Kei- Imma put the dead grindelow into Lucius' bed then itll be all godfatherie
Rachi- that would be bad if we saw him there!
Bill suddenly walks in - Wait? Where is my ma? I need to help Fleur "eemproove er Eengleesh." oh, yo yo ma! (mrs weasley came in) Ok, where is my lady, Fleur? She's my wife. My half vela wife. I have a half vela for a wife. It's all in the dragon fang earring and the ponytail. Being all were wolfish and grrrrrrrr and stuff helps too.
Kei- Now you guys go find the death eaters and imma go put the grindelow in lucius' bed!
Bill- gets attacked by Fenrir Greyback But im already half werewolf! Die Fenrir!
Kei- Great! grindelow in bed!
Lulu- Awesome! You put that Grindelow in my uncles bed Kei! He'll get what he deserves! and Bill I have no idea where Fleur is. Wait! Fenir's here! Oh no!
Bill- Where the heck is Fleur? And im still trying not to get killed by Fenrir Greyback, just saying.
Kei- Gotta go to sleep now peoples! Apperates away
Molly- NOT MY SON YOU (insert bad word here)!
Bill- Mum! I got it! It's just a werewolf! Now where is Fleur?
Lulu- I think she’s in the kitchen.
Bill- waltzes into kitchen wait . . . Were at Malfoy Manor! screams bloody murder as Draco attacks him
Draco- First time using the potty too, my man? Good luck
Bill says under breath- Freak/
Lulu- yes Draco took forever to learn how to use a potty!
Rachi- Draco! Stop fighting with Bill!
Lulu- I think Draco's coming you way Rachi. You can snog him just don't make out in front of me please.
Draco goes up to Bill- I made you a drawing. It's quite good. Actually, can I have that back? rips drawing from Bills hand
Bill- err, why are you still here? I came in here to find Fleur . . go back to Rachi…
Rachi- im here to be w/ lulu and snog draco! but not at the same time
Bill- Well I’m going to go find Fleur… (Bill leaves)
Rachi- omg voldies here plus all his Death Eaters!!! run!! we r gryffindors and hp's friends!! he'll kill us in for sure!
Lulu- Oh no! Plus I'm baiscly a Blood-traitor! Run!!!!! I bet Draco will help save us!
Rachi- of course he will! He’s ur cuz and hes my bf! hehe!
Lulu- Ahhh!!!!! I've been hit! I can't move my legs!!! Finite Incantatum! points wand at legs That's better!
Rachi- Ya!! But RUN!!! ahhh! They captured us. (DE’s Bring us to a cellar)
Lulu- No!!!! Don't worry, I've spent year exploring this house! I'll find a way out of here! Uhm.... AHAHA! this door if you tap it like so.... There! It opened! Come on this way! we'll go to Draco's room! There's an escape hatchet there!
Rachi- okie doke!!!! i got hit with spectsumemptra!! 2 dracos room we go! while im bleeding to death!
Lulu- Oh no! Starts muttering the conter curse wow. I've used the conter curse to that more today then any other day! like ever!
Rachi- O thx!!!!! that helps a lot
Lulu- No problem! Now here's Draco's room. Come on inside quick! Sees Draco undressing Maybe we should wait a moment...
Rachi- um! i dont wanna traumatize u or anything but they’re comin down the hallway .
Lulu- Ahh! ok uhm lets go in! Almost barfs at the sight of the clad in only underwear Draco. Ok so hide!
Rachi- ahhhhhhhhh!!!! wait wheres the trap door u were telling me bout?
Lulu- It's over here! In his closet! it leads to the garden. (jumps though the door) ! You fell on me when you went though the door!
Rachi- Oh Sorry! wait bye draco!! almost gets hit in the face by a spell.
Lulu- Come on! I think we can go by flu powder over here to get to the burrow!
Rachi- ahhhh! THE BURROW!
Lulu- Wow it's dark... Lumos ! HARRY! RON! HERMIONE! MRS. WEASLEY! WHERE ARE YOU?
Rachi- where is every1?! GEORGE!!!! FRED!!! GINNY!!!!! WON WON HAHA!!!!! HARRY! * suddenly all lights turn out and spells comes out of nowhere and hit both of us!* ahhh
Harry- Harry: Why are you guys yelling?
Lulu- Oh thank god you're here! gives him a hug Voldemort chased me and Rachi! Get the others quick! Oh no! Voldemorts here
Rachi- ahh! hes everywhere! y?! and look hes got the trio….