Sad Story...For You
This is a poem about this aššhole guy that's taking on 3rd grade tactics for hitting on girls and making fun of me for no dāmn reason. Well, fu¢k you buddy. This is a great break up poem too, by the way. Kind of like a Taylor Swift song with no rhythm! Haha. Enjoy & please comment about this d0uche :)
& sorry for the weird symbols. Those are "inappropriate words" I guess :P
Chapter 1
Sad Story...For You
Sad Story...For You
This is truly a sad story for you
I want to beat you with a shoe
Because you're an a##
The worst in the class
And I want you to go away
You follow me around like a lost dog
Your appearance resembles a hog
You're mean to me
And can't you see
People pretend to like you
When it's really pity
You like to make people feel #hitty
Especially me
And can't you see
That I don't like you
And you can go do
Whatever it is the a##holes do
Leave me alone
Pick up your phone
And shove it all the way up your a##
With all that mass
You're very crass
The sad story is,
I think you have a crush on me
And can't leave me be
Why can't you see
That I don't like you,
I want to beat you with a shoe
Until you finally get it through your big a## head
That I sometimes wish that instead
You left me alone and died in a bed
Alone forever
Because you can't understand
That all women want a real man
This is truly a sad story for you
I want to beat you with a shoe
Because you're an a##
The worst in the class
And I want you to go away
You follow me around like a lost dog
Your appearance resembles a hog
You're mean to me
And can't you see
People pretend to like you
When it's really pity
You like to make people feel #hitty
Especially me
And can't you see
That I don't like you
And you can go do
Whatever it is the a##holes do
Leave me alone
Pick up your phone
And shove it all the way up your a##
With all that mass
You're very crass
The sad story is,
I think you have a crush on me
And can't leave me be
Why can't you see
That I don't like you,
I want to beat you with a shoe
Until you finally get it through your big a## head
That I sometimes wish that instead
You left me alone and died in a bed
Alone forever
Because you can't understand
That all women want a real man



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