Bob The Rainbow Unicorn!!!

As Bob and his friend Gaylord The flower were walking to school, They heard a noise. They stopped. It was some random dude speaking Chinese! "This dude is so freakin' scary.", said Gaylord. Bob used his rainbow powers to turn him into a rainbow bowl of chowder. "Om nom nom.", said Bob. "He just got pwned!", said Gaylord. Wait a minute, Bob is allergic to chowder! omg! His allergy makes him random! "pumpkin gcf hvgxdgrfh cby", said bob. Wait! don't leave me here with bob! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!