The Boy who cleans my Carpets

I woke up that morning after the sick party last night. My place was a little clean but my carpets looked as hungover as I was. I tried shampooing it but the stains were still there. The noise of the the shampooer gave me a headache. I lounged on the couch watching "Prank'd"on TV. The doorbell of my apartment rang. I awnsered the door. A boy said "Hello, I'm Kody. I work for the carpet cleaning buissness down the street. Do you need your carpet cleaned?" I said "Hey uh Kody, I'm Stormy, and a matter of fact I do need my carpets cleaned."
I let him in. He walked in. I said "Are you sure it's insane." He said looking at me "I've done a lot of carpets." He turned around "Holy Sh/t!" I said "Intense right." He said "Let me guess, Spring Break College Party?" I nodded. He said "Okay, I'll clean them 10 bucks an hour." I said "I wouldn't take advantage of you like that. $20." He said "Really?" I nodded in akwardness. He said "Cool, by the way are you single?" I said in annoyance "You've been shortened to $15" He smiled and said "Just wondering, I'm going to get the machine." He walked out and closed the door behind him. What a dooch. I went to my couch and fell asleep.