The Magical Flying Octopus of Sparkly Things

Once upon a time there was an octopus. The octopus was a very dull octopus. It got made fun of a lot. It was also very bored with its life. So it decided to go jump in a pile of magical glitter. Nothing happened so it just went to bed. The next morning, the first thing it said was "HOLY CRAP I'M A MAGICAL FLYING OCTOPUS OF SPARKLY THINGS!" It was so happy that something not boring finally happened to it! But there was one problem. It didn't know what to do. Now that it was a Magical Flying Octopus of Sparkly Things, things couldn't get much better. So it went out to fight crime! It flew outside and around the city of Sparklopolis looking for somebody in trouble. Next to the gas station, he something.