Assorted Anime Fanfiction!!!

Edward: what the heck??? why are we in some weird fanfiction! I don't wanna eat a taco!
Winry: wut? wut are u talkin' about Edo!!??
Edward: (why are you talking like that?) And every time Reilly writes a stupid fanfic she makes me eat a taco while she violently fangirlizes Al!
Winry: fangirlizes? lol!!! rofl!!!
Edward: stop it Winry!
Winry: ppooo!!!
Reilly: heyyyy!!!
Edward: oh no...SOMEONE PLEASE INJECT ME WITH THE PHILOSOPHERS STONE BEFORE I FORCE MYSELF TO WATCH NARUTO AND COMMIT SUICIDE!!!
Reilly:plu! just for that you WILL eat a taco! hmph!
Hannah: Why am I here????
Reilly: You're part of this too naruto!
Hannah: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!! (and in what way am I part of this??)
Edward:eats taco UGHHHHHH!!! IT NEVER ENDSSSS!!! GET A NEW PUNCH LINE FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!!
Reilly: who's writing this??? WHERE IS ALPHONSE???
Edward: HE'S TOO BUSY BEING TRAUMATIZED BY YOUR LAST FANFICTION!!!!
Reilly:both of them??? darn....
Hannah:btw, tacos ARE getting old...
Reilly: yeah, but ed was being a plu-face so I HAD too!!!
Edward: ugh. what happend to Winry??
Winry: I'm eatin' cheese!!!
Edward:GREAT! NOW SHE'LL BE ALL GASSY!!!
Winry: WUT??? ED, YOU PROMISED NEVER TO SAY THAT!!!
Edward:this is fanfiction, we don't have control over what we say.
Reilly: yup!
Edward: (although, I think we'd be better off if a gorilla with a keyboard was writing this)
Reilly: JUST CUZ IT'S IN PARENTHESIS DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T READ IT!!
Edward: FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU'RE THE ONE WRITING IT!!!
Reilly: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
Hannah: yes it does!
Reilly:whatever!!!
Winry: so I'm confused, who admitted my cheese problem?
Reilly:Ed!
Edward: that spazzy chick over there!!
Reilly:looking flattered
Edward: ughh, when will this nightmare ennnndddd??
Hannah:never! dances like a monkey
Winry: well that was out of character...
Reilly: I wanted to spice it up
Winry: we could all speak in Spanish!
Reilly:oh, I'll write that down!
Edward:It's as if the world is being controlled by apes...
Hannah: two monkey references, really?
Reilly: um, actually monkeys have tails, Apes don't. there is a difference.
Hannah: only you would know that.
Reilly: oh, and cloned meat is edible.
Hannah: isn't that nice...
Edward: so is anything gonna happen in this fanfic? (besides the fact that we learn Reilly is running out of ideas)
Reilly: HEY! and, um, this is just the inroduction...
Hannah: maybe next chapter we'll add some naruto! (since I'M the author!)
Reilly: emo yay
~THE END~