Ol Dirty Bastard vs Charlie Sheen

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Charlie Sheen has been hitting you with truth bomb ordinance in the past few days, kicking philosophical wisdom with his brain that you feeble earthworms just can't fathom.

Well back in the day ODB did pretty much the same, taking the media by the scruff of the neck, not holding back for any motherfucker and dropping science beyond most of our comprehension.

But can you pick whether the verbal gold below was spat by Dirt McGirt or Mr Sheen?

  1. 1

    "I’m out there like a bird flying around, so y’all better leave some birdseed on your windowsills, because I may be flying by your house."

  2. 2

    "They pay nothing no mind, nothing is paid a mind to, really, on this earth. It's just living, and dying. The world is a big ball of fire and it's just burning with no feeling."

  3. 3

    “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

  4. 4

    "It's the man of all rainbows"

  5. 5

    "You can't process me with a normal brain"

  6. 6

    "You don't need to tell your teacher off, tell your teacher off with education. Bomb his a%#."

  7. 7

    "I don't know. All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master."

  8. 8

    "When you go in different parts of town you got to learn to blend in... some girls don't know they're aplhabet. Some girls do."

  9. 9

    "Sometimes sleep is for infants. I don't sleep. I wait. When I can't sleep I don't fight it. I just figure that there's a higher calling."

  10. 10

    "Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

  11. 11

    "The formula is to attack everything at any given time. Just attack and sh#t like a waterfall, or like water in rapids or more like a f#cking whirlpool."

  12. 12

    "In Hawaii, the lava alone will make my d#ck hard."

  13. 13

    "I’ve decided that life exits completely with the moments inside the moments. That’s what a life is."

  14. 14

    "I drink water through my eyes."

  15. 15

    "Right now I got parole watching me, I got eyes that I can't even see watching me. So I do what I can do behind closed doors and get down for the funky sound."

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