The Cullens are not allowed to...
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Chapter 1
OMFG
The Cullens are not allowed to.....
1.correct the history teacher even if he is wrong
2.harass Jacob or any other member of the pack.
3. Are not allowed to put up a sign marking the treaty line.
4. They are not allowed to refer to the Pack as "pups" nor makes slurs to that slur such as "corn pups"
5.They are not allowed to bark while running up and down the treaty line.
6. Furthermore they are not allowed to Bark to a tune while running up and down the treaty line.
7. They are also not allowed to sing the song Paralyzer around Billy Black
8. They are not allowed to remix the song Poker Face to Wolfy Face
9.They are not allowed to challenge the Pack to a Dance off.
" do you think it'll work?" Jake asked Sam as they made there way to the treaty line. "god i hope so" said Sam. they came to a stop when they saw Emmett's jeep. Emmett leaned out the window. "dude what's up?" he looked over his shoulder. "hey Alice turn this up this is my jam" he said singing along. Jake looked at Sam and he handed Jake the pen.
AND FINALLY
10. THE CULLENS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SING HUMAN BY THE KILLERS.
1.correct the history teacher even if he is wrong
2.harass Jacob or any other member of the pack.
3. Are not allowed to put up a sign marking the treaty line.
4. They are not allowed to refer to the Pack as "pups" nor makes slurs to that slur such as "corn pups"
5.They are not allowed to bark while running up and down the treaty line.
6. Furthermore they are not allowed to Bark to a tune while running up and down the treaty line.
7. They are also not allowed to sing the song Paralyzer around Billy Black
8. They are not allowed to remix the song Poker Face to Wolfy Face
9.They are not allowed to challenge the Pack to a Dance off.
" do you think it'll work?" Jake asked Sam as they made there way to the treaty line. "god i hope so" said Sam. they came to a stop when they saw Emmett's jeep. Emmett leaned out the window. "dude what's up?" he looked over his shoulder. "hey Alice turn this up this is my jam" he said singing along. Jake looked at Sam and he handed Jake the pen.
AND FINALLY
10. THE CULLENS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SING HUMAN BY THE KILLERS.



16 Comments
Tehe made me laugh. I like this! (:
I'm just awesome like that! LOL
lmao
I KNOW
WU WU WU WOLFY FACW WU WU WOFLY FACE!
OMFG
???
whats with making these anyways?
idk...
LMAO loved it
thx
Haha!! Lollllll!! I read the other one as well they were reaaally fuunny!!
thx
heheheheheh
IKR
lmao :) nice :)
can you make another one