What will rule the world?

For a long time we did not know what was down in the center of the earth. We have thought it was just lava and rock, but now we see that we were wrong. In the center of the earth there are bananas, orange juice in robot cartons, and potatoes planning on how to rule the world. When people here this, most people think well those foods are tiny how would they rule the world? Well, it’s very simple.
Long ago when the first bananas, orange juice, and potatoes roamed the earth people kicked them out. They were banished to the center of the earth. As a reminder of their victory, the humans invented the normal every day foods we eat today. The real bananas, potatoes, and orange juice are eight feet tall.
Bananas are the good ones. They want to rule the world for they see so many problems that the humans are creating. Imagine no war, no risk of endangered species, no swearing, everyone prospering, the world free from toxic and pollution, that’s what the bananas want. They will take in any orange juice and potatoes that want to be good, or else they will be kicked out to their home planets.
Potatoes are the true evil ones. If they rule the world they will force bananas and humans to be their slaves. For orange juice they will let them be free, but not as much freedom as potatoes. They will try to rule other planets, and won’t care what happens to anyone.
Orange Juices are only semi-evil. They will make bananas and orange juice pets to them. They are scared of potatoes, and if they rule the world they will kick potatoes out so they can’t take over their ruling. They often team up with potatoes since they are very powerful, and the potatoes helped make the carton robots so they could move around.