Olympus Funny Fight (NEW CHAPTER)

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When people say the gods are at war this is what they (maybe)fight about.

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Chapter 1

The fight before Percy returns the lightning bolt

Poseidon: I'm so proud of my son Percy.
Athena: Why? he smells like fish.
Poseidon: At least my son isn't blonde!
Zeus: Stop!
Ares: No dont stop! this is fun!
Apollo: Dude. like the vibes in here suck. How bout a poem to lighten the mood.
Artimis: as long as its not another Haiku. About you or rhymeing.
Apollo: A free verse then!
Hera: I could Ive been in Hawaii but NOOOO i have to be stuck here.
Zeus:Are you still mad about my children?
Hera: Ohhh noooo just the fact the the godess of marriage has a cheating husband.
Aphrodite: OMG!!! My make up is messed up!
Dionysus: No its not. It never is. Your just stupid!
Aphrodite:Huf at least i dont smell like sour grapes.
Zeus: SILENCE!
Everyone:NO!
Zeus: You people suck.
Hephaestus: Auto-bots never fight.
Demeter: Auto-bots cant farm.
Persephone: MOM!
Hermes: Can I leave?
Cybele: I'm going to see my children.
Zeus: Everyone sit down and shut up!
Hera: Where is the water boy?
Artimis: You can never rely on a boy.
Ares: Whats that suppose to mean.
Artimis: It means boys are USELESS!
Aphrodite: What about for love?
Artimis:Useless.
Percy Jackson: Ummmm. Here is your lightning bolt.
Zeus: Shove It!!!!!
Percy:Backs away slowly then runs away

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