Random Love (for LilithoftheBlackMoon)

Hello, I am a unicorn. My name is Whobinflewganjabawaka, but you can call me Jane. One day in the land of Hibinflacken I met a rock, his name was George. He took me on a date to have dinner at Loucawakapoobayin, we ate Dirt. Later we made love in the field of Tootie. We got married in April, and I gave birth to George Jr. and Seebeeleekeemeeneegeeheeteeflee. And we lived happily ever after. That is the story of when I, Whobinflewganjabawaka (aka Jane) fell in love with a rock named George.

The End.