to anyone who want to go to australia
Hey just thought i would tell you some truth to the stereotypes of Aussieland :) cheers, enjoy :)
so your a tourist? visiting australia? here is a bit of a reality check
1. 'lets go and see a baby koala!'- did you no that koalas are REALLY aggresive and have MASSIVE claws and can actualy kill someone?? yeah theyre HEAPS cute!
2. 'aww look at that kangaroo!! lets go pat it'- kangaroos are pure muscle and they get up on there taile and kick you with both back feet and the you are a DEAD tourist :)
3. 'OMG!!!! LETS THROW A SHIMP ON THE BARBIE'- we call it a prawn you dumbazzzz
4.'cant wait to go to australia cuz they have horses and country and deserts everywhere!!!'- ERM....no they dont....
Hope I didnt kill the aussie dream :)
1. 'lets go and see a baby koala!'- did you no that koalas are REALLY aggresive and have MASSIVE claws and can actualy kill someone?? yeah theyre HEAPS cute!
2. 'aww look at that kangaroo!! lets go pat it'- kangaroos are pure muscle and they get up on there taile and kick you with both back feet and the you are a DEAD tourist :)
3. 'OMG!!!! LETS THROW A SHIMP ON THE BARBIE'- we call it a prawn you dumbazzzz
4.'cant wait to go to australia cuz they have horses and country and deserts everywhere!!!'- ERM....no they dont....
Hope I didnt kill the aussie dream :)
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koala's sleep all the time and sleep at the top of a tree. unless you're going to climb a tree then there not going to claw your face off!! but kangaroo's yeah they going to kill you :P and if you run into one your car will die as well as the kangaroo
and we dont have horses everywhere there is mostly cows or sheep, sometims an alpaca (which is like a lama) not many horses :) but most people in the country ar more city like people we dont have rocking chairs.
True that, lol
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