Female Comebacks :)
Hey guys!
I took this quiz, and it was waaaay to funny not to repost!
Enjoy :)
Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Woman: Really, it fine "N" and "O" are already together.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Woman: Really, it fine "N" and "O" are already together.
61 Comments
bahahahah !! thats goood
i love this 1:
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Woman: Really, it fine "N" and "O" are already together.
lol! :) loved it! 5 stars
lol
hahhaa, awesomes
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dude ur awesome
Haha! I luv this!
LOL!!! I absolutly loved this!!!
My favorite is "what's your sign? Do not enter!"
Hahah i laughed so hard!!
haha
Lmao! That's awesome! XD
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!