The Half-Blood Hero

It was like any day at school. Boring,Lifeless, and everyone making fun of me. I'll probobly get expelled again. And then shipped off to another stupid boarding school by my parent's. I'm dylexic you see. I have alot of trouble reading and writing, though when I manage I enjoy it alot. Whenever I look at letters, they seem to float around on the page and the sentance or paragraph end up looking like alphabet soup. I also have ADHD. It doesn't bother me though. But it does get me into alot of trouble and alot of detentions. I got kicked out of any boarding school (or pretty much any school I ever attended.) Weird things always happen to me and that gets me expelled. In 1st grade I heard someone calling my name and followed the sound, then a strange lady with fangs and a metal foot wanted me to follow her. I grabbed the nearest object (which turned out to be the janitor's hammer and started hitting her with it. The teachers thought I was mental. In second grade. I scared my classmate so bad, with a skeleton that he fainted and would wake up for a week! I still don't know where the skeleton came from. In third grade my class took an unplanned trip in the tiger cage in the zoo. And in........well you get it. I don't really have any friends. Just my best friend Mitchell. He was my friend ever since the first day of school in Emerson School For Troubled Kids. And he's always been by my side. Today's the last day of school and probobly the last day I'll see Mitchell, 'cause I'll probobly blow a hole in the side of the school or something. Life is rough.