Pick-up Lines
Well it's quite late right now and I have nothing to do sooo I'm just going to post a bunch of pick-lines that I know.
If you want to make a chapter, just tell me so and I will assign it to you! =]]
-- Am I in heaven or do you just look like an angel?
I must be in heaven, because I'm standing beside you.
I lost my number..can I have yours?
Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
(Pizza) Baby, you're giving me a toothache! (Ice Cream) Wow, you're cheesy!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a band aid? Cause i just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? Cause all the blue is in your eyes.
I think you got something in your eyes...oh wait no, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, don't walk into that building! You'll set off the sprinklers!
Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
DAMN! If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
I was wondering if you have an extra heart...mine just got stolen.
Me without you is like a nerd without glasses , a shoe without a shoelace, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Is there something wrong with my cell phone? Your number isn't in it.
Are you an interior decorator? Because the room become beautiful when i saw you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you lost ma'am? Cause heaven is a long way from here.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? cause i can practically see myself in them!
Is your name Swiffer? Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Your lips look so lonely..want to meet mine
(As she`s or he`s leaving..) Wait! Aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
I must be in heaven, because I'm standing beside you.
I lost my number..can I have yours?
Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
(Pizza) Baby, you're giving me a toothache! (Ice Cream) Wow, you're cheesy!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Do you have a band aid? Cause i just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know why the sky is so gray? Cause all the blue is in your eyes.
I think you got something in your eyes...oh wait no, it's just a sparkle.
Girl, don't walk into that building! You'll set off the sprinklers!
Can I have directions? (To where?) Your heart.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
DAMN! If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
I was wondering if you have an extra heart...mine just got stolen.
Me without you is like a nerd without glasses , a shoe without a shoelace, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Is there something wrong with my cell phone? Your number isn't in it.
Are you an interior decorator? Because the room become beautiful when i saw you.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Are you lost ma'am? Cause heaven is a long way from here.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? cause i can practically see myself in them!
Is your name Swiffer? Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Your lips look so lonely..want to meet mine
(As she`s or he`s leaving..) Wait! Aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
22 Comments
hahaha i phuckin love these!!!
THESE ARE SOOOOO CHEESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!! i loved them!!!
i was hoping they wernt that cheesy so i could use them well i can use I think you got something in your eyes...oh wait no, it's just a sparkle
cool I liked it when you sead if sexy you would be gilty as charged thats funny and also the heart where the person loust it
Hahaha I've heard some of these . . . BUT I STILL LAUGHED!!!!!
these are cooool....i found another one -- was your father a thief, because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes......and ..... would you please step away from the bar, you're melting the ice XD.....
i got 1! is ur father a thief? bcus he stole 2 stars and put them in ur eyes lol here another did it hurt (wut hurt?) when u fell from heaven LOL:)
*sorry didn't realize that was there loon_from_from_the_moon
They are so cute but cheesy especially the end ones like If you where a booger id pick u first Oh thats gotta win them over >=33 JK!!
Lol