Bored Version Of Would You Rather! For all you bored people!!!!

Would you rather drink?

• Normal/Diet cola
• Normal/Diet lemonade

Would you rather?

• Be FfhdnoUfodsaCfodsK Ugly (look at capitals in the gibberish)
• Be very fat

Would you rather?

• Eat a hotdog with ketchup on?
• Eat a hotdog with mustard on?
• Eat a hotdog with ketchup and mustard on?
• Eat a hotdog with onions, mushrooms and ketchup? (yumyumyum!)

Would you rather?

• Be called a C U N >> T by your best friend in front of your BF / GF (assuming you have one)
• Or the same, but be called it by your BF / GF in front of your BFF

Imagine you're a man. Would you rather?

• Wake up with a 42 DD bra (about as big as your head).
• Wake up with no more genital parts.

What are you thinking RIGHT now? Please select all that apply.

Please select all that apply.

• What?
• Cookies!
• Lol
• Rofl
• Uhh . . .
• Ahem.
• I need the toilet
• LALALALALALA
• Hi

COFFEE BREAK!

• Wait - what?
• OMG OMG COFFEE!!! goes to get some

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• This is happening in a quiz? It's a flipping quiz!
• Okay, got the coffee, where are the biscuits?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

...............................

• Seriously? This is still happening?!
• Found the biscuits! Dunks biscuit in coffee, sips coffee

• What? This is the internet!
• Chokes on coffee WAIT WHAT?!?!?! NOOOO I WON'T LOSE YOU!!!!!!!

Hi, who is this?

• What? This is a website?
• OMG, AIMEE! I MISSED YOU!!

Who is this? I'm not called Aimee.

• What? I'm hanging up now.
• sighs sorry, wrong number!

rings Hi, this is Aimee! Sorry about that!

• This is the frikkin internet you hobo!
• FINALLY YOUR BACK!!!!!!! YES!!! I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY COFFEE!!!

Okay, would you rather is back on line! Would you rather . . .

• Kick your favourite species of animal when it's a baby until it bleeds.
• Kick your 14 month old baby brother who gets all the attention until it bleeds.

Imagine you're a man again. Would you rather?

• Wake up with a hangover and find out you slept with your mum.
• Wake up with a hangover and find out that you and your son did a three way with your 5 year old daughter. (ewww)

*Poke*

• *Pokes back*
• *GETS MACHINE GUN WITH EXPLODING BULLETS OUT AND SHOOTS FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT*

Would you rather?

• Be anorexic
• Be bulimic

Would you rather?

• Be a nerd
• Be a dork

Would you rather?

• Me make another would you rather?
• Me make another would you rather?

Will you comment?

• Yeah, I guess.
• No.