awesome,awkward n disturbing facts.
fyi i didnt make those,found them all over the internet,most are from funnyjunk.com so credit to whoever did them.i just post them 4 the lulz ^_^
have fun if ull read,if not then go fvck a pony :3
-acording to suicide statistics,monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
-if you walk and talk with someone,eventually u will synchronize your steps with each other.
-people who laugh a lot are more healthier than those who don't.
-mcdonalds salads are more fattening than their burgers.
-India has more honor roll students than America HAS students.
-blueberries are PURPLE.
-like fingerprints,everyones tongue prints are different.
-Einstein left his 1st wife for his cousin.
-the female praying mantis RIPS OFF THE HEAD during sex.
-a lions roar can be heard from 5 miles away.
-the sound of E.T walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jello.
-a strawberry ain't an actual berry but a banana is.
-having blue eyes is actually a mutation.Before the mutation occurred all humans had brown eyes.
-your earlobes line up with your nipples.
-if the population of China walked past you in a single file,the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
-Sealand claims to be the smallest "country" in the world.It's not even made of land.
-Men have nipples because,as an embryo,everyone is a female until the Y chromosone kicks in.
-belive it it or not,you actually can't see the Great Wall of China from space.
-as a punishment for misbehavior,Thai cops have to wear Pink Hello Kitty armbands.
-when a person is tickled,the response is actually a form of panic,as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders, or other creepy crawlies on your skin - the uncontrollable laugher is a response to panic.
-the stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
-the total weight of all the ants on earth is about the same as all the humans on earth.
-grapes explode when you put them in th microwave.
-a Rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible configurations.
-an elephant can die from a broken heart.
-when you kiss someone for a minute you both burn about 2.6 calories.
-in Japan they have square watermelons
-Laughter is extremely difficult to control consciously.Most people cannot laugh on command.
-When you put a seashell next to your ear,it's the sound of your blood surging in your veins,not the ocean.
-if you walk and talk with someone,eventually u will synchronize your steps with each other.
-people who laugh a lot are more healthier than those who don't.
-mcdonalds salads are more fattening than their burgers.
-India has more honor roll students than America HAS students.
-blueberries are PURPLE.
-like fingerprints,everyones tongue prints are different.
-Einstein left his 1st wife for his cousin.
-the female praying mantis RIPS OFF THE HEAD during sex.
-a lions roar can be heard from 5 miles away.
-the sound of E.T walking was made by someone squishing their hands in jello.
-a strawberry ain't an actual berry but a banana is.
-having blue eyes is actually a mutation.Before the mutation occurred all humans had brown eyes.
-your earlobes line up with your nipples.
-if the population of China walked past you in a single file,the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
-Sealand claims to be the smallest "country" in the world.It's not even made of land.
-Men have nipples because,as an embryo,everyone is a female until the Y chromosone kicks in.
-belive it it or not,you actually can't see the Great Wall of China from space.
-as a punishment for misbehavior,Thai cops have to wear Pink Hello Kitty armbands.
-when a person is tickled,the response is actually a form of panic,as the brain interprets the tickling sensation as produced by spiders, or other creepy crawlies on your skin - the uncontrollable laugher is a response to panic.
-the stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
-the total weight of all the ants on earth is about the same as all the humans on earth.
-grapes explode when you put them in th microwave.
-a Rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible configurations.
-an elephant can die from a broken heart.
-when you kiss someone for a minute you both burn about 2.6 calories.
-in Japan they have square watermelons
-Laughter is extremely difficult to control consciously.Most people cannot laugh on command.
-When you put a seashell next to your ear,it's the sound of your blood surging in your veins,not the ocean.
33 Comments
Awsome
u didnt even read zzzz
these are the most weirdest, yet awesome facts yet. :)
OMG who wants to go put a grape in the microwave!? oh......just me?? xD
me too ^_^ ur not alone :3
Mee TOOO!!!
same here:)
I WANT TO!!! I'LL GET GRAPES AND DRIVE BY!!! I WANT TO EXLODE STUFF LIKE PIE!!! You get mircowave!!!
I saw a video for that. It takes preparation: Cut it in half with a little bit of grape skin between the two halfs, and THEN stick it in the microwave. I even knw how it works! electrons and stuff cause it to explode
Those r freaking weird & awesome!!!! I'm gonna try 2 explode grapes in a microwave & I can't believe u were a GIRL b4 ur Y chromosome kicked in =P
Cool facts
you burn about 2.6 calories when you kiss someone? :D
light above head
omg these r awesum!!!
im gonnaa try the grape thing. XD
hmmm... im might try one of these things like the grape one. then when i open the microwave, it will get all over me and then be mad at my sister. idk why but she usually does get mad at my sister when i do something that im not supposed to do!
I laughed pretty hard,...was I panicked about something??? O.O
cool