Stinky cheese

10 Responses | Created by Nero_the_wolf |

So i stole this from the song from Weird Al who im a huge fan of lols, but i sill found it funny XD, so cracks fingers lets get started.

Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
About a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese'
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will

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    Translate your documents into Swahili

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    Make your TV record "Gigli"

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    Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling

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    It's gonna make your computer screen freeze

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    Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs

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    Erase your hard drive and your backups too, And the hard drive of anyone related to you

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    Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls

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    It'll make your keyboard all sticky

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    Give your poodle a hickey

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    And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney

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    Then, it will tie up your phone, making crank long-distance calls

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    It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower

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    give you a permanent wedgie,and legally change your name to Reggie,

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    Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

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    It's gonna melt your face right off your skull

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    And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull

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    And tell you knock-knock jokes while you?re trying to sleep

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    And make you physically attracted to sheep

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    Steal your identity and your credit cards

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    Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards

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    cause a major rift in time and space, and leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place

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