InvaderBeth's fav jokes and other funny stuff. :)
one of my friends told me this (i don't rember which one) and I cracked up laughing. :)
this one student comes back into the class room and the teacher asks where they were and the student says "blowing bubbles". a little later another student walks into the class and the teacher asks them the same question. they reply by saying "blowing bubbles." a little bit later another student walks in and the teacher says "let me guess, u were blowing bubbles." the student resonds with "I am bubbles."
this one student comes back into the class room and the teacher asks where they were and the student says "blowing bubbles". a little later another student walks into the class and the teacher asks them the same question. they reply by saying "blowing bubbles." a little bit later another student walks in and the teacher says "let me guess, u were blowing bubbles." the student resonds with "I am bubbles."
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FIRST COMMENT!!! WOOHOOOO!!
lol those r hillarious!!
Lol I remember those!My friend told me the first one in school...I busted out laughed and the teacher told us to go outside.:/
We were still laughing outside(We have a friend nicknamed bubbles)
lol!!! :D
lol
funny lol
these are funny!
i like the blowing bubbles one.
i didn't get the 1st one but 2nd-4th one killed me.
When the first two students come into class the reader assumes that when they say they were "blowing bubbles" that they were blowing bubbles with that soapy stuff through a stick with a hole in it. When the third child says, "I am Bubbles" the reader then finds out that they were wrong to assume the first two students were blowing bubbles in the way I described before. Instead they were giving the third student head. Make sense?
its a dirty joke. the dudes name is Bubbles and they were blowing him aka giveing him a bj. make sense now?
ooohhh.... im slow
Does someone want to explain the third joke to me?
there r these 2 crazy guys escapeing from the crazy house. they plan to leave by jumping building to building. the first guy jumps across but the other guy dosen't wanna fall and get hurt so he dose not try jumping a cross. (keep in mind they are mentaly crazy, insane) u know how u can walk across metal beams well same idea with the flash light beam. the second guy is more worryed about not being able to trust the first guy. hes afraid that id he walks on the light beam the first guy
hes afraid that if he walks on the light beam the first guy will turn off the flash light and he will fall to his death. i think thats as best as i can explain it. do u understand now?
i suck at explaining stuff don't I. :( Oh well. :)
I think I get it.
:D
Haha my favorites are the marriage and coke ones!
i know right? when you read the marriage one from bottom to top, it's hiliarious! at first i didn't understand the coke one, but then i read it a second time, and i finally figured out what the dad was talking about.
yeah same with me but it took me 3 or 4 times to get the coke one hahahaha