Random Story part1

There was once a soldier called Cameron who wanted to be a zombie (don't ask why). He would walk around with an unloaded shotgun, terrorising the neighbourhood. He would paint himself up in camouflage and put jungle plants all over him and pretend he was a Viet Cong that came back from the dead to seek his unholy revenge.
Anyway, Cameron got on the wrong side of a Vietnam veteran. he walked up to him, dressed up in his usual crazy outfit and the poor elderly man almost collapsed in shock. He took one look at Cameron and ran down the street, screaming, "Ah, help, run! It's Charlie, he finally came outta his rice patty field, run!"
Cameron looked at him, running away and laughed like a maniac, running after him, screaming, "Shoo you idiot veteran, shoo!" (tbc)