The day I almost choked on a muffin

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Chapter 1

The day I almost choked on a muffin

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Frederick_the_Wolf

One time, I walked into a bakery and I saw a big muffin, and I was like "MUFFIN!" and I ate it really really fast, and then I started choking, and the guy at the counter was like "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE CHOKING !:O", and I was like choking sounds, and then he came over and squeezed on my belly, and I spit it out on the floor, and then the guy looked at me and said "R U OKAY?", and then I looked at the muffin on the floor, and I said "MUFFIN!", and then I ate really really fast again, and then the guy was like, "Why would you do that, you just choked on it!", and I was like more choking noises because I was choking again, and the guy was like "Wow your stupid", and then I lost consciousness, and it was the best muffin I ever had. Considering it almost took my life.

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XxXanimated_violenceXxX 03-28-2011 at 8:36 PM 0 0
hehe that happende to me with fun dip XP
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YoureSuchAHurthead 03-28-2011 at 8:38 PM 0 0
Fun dip rockz. ;D
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XxXanimated_violenceXxX 03-28-2011 at 8:36 PM 0 0
hehe that happende to me with fun dip XP
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YoureSuchAHurthead 03-28-2011 at 8:37 PM 0 0
Lol
Imma kill that muffin for almost killing u!!!!!
:D
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PeaceableBird 03-28-2011 at 8:45 PM 0 0
Awesome and wow.
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Sammymissedherpuertorican 03-28-2011 at 8:46 PM 0 0
Haha OMG I've choked on a M&M!!!!! haha I ran 2 get water but I guess I'm ok now! :D
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The_Midnight_Windsong 03-28-2011 at 11:35 PM 0 0
lol! That's really funny!
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Nero_the_wolf 03-29-2011 at 8:06 AM 0 0
LMFAO XD hahaha, wow Fred
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Frederick_the_Wolf 03-29-2011 at 12:56 PM 0 0
True Story
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From_The_Sea 03-29-2011 at 4:11 PM 0 0
wow!!! i want a big muffin like that!
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Goodbye_Blue_Sky_ 03-29-2011 at 4:53 PM 0 0
and that was the stupidest thing i've ever heard. lol