Cogitation of a Dyslexic Teen

Can fireflies cry?
When they get upset, do they smell like strawberries?
Do fireflies have noses?
If they could talk, would they speak Chinese, French, or Yiddish?
Given the choice, would a firefly go to the Caribbean or the Mediterranean on a cruise?
Do they scare pigs?
Would the smell of bacon frighten them?
Would they prefer to be a ninja or a samurai?
Would they kill mockingbirds?
Do fireflies prefer fuzzy blankets to warm jackets?
Can fireflies grow up to become lawyers?
Do they have dentists?
If they could wear clothes, would Aéropostale, American Eagle, and Hollister be their first choice?
Are there volleyballs small enough for fireflies?
Do they prefer Stradivarius violins to French horns?
Would fireflies make good seeing-eye pets?
Can they change colors?
Would they change colors?
Can fireflies make music?
Do they know the definition of paleomagnetism?
What size of shoes do fireflies wear?
Can fireflies read?
Do they like to sing “Fireflies”?
Is vanilla ice cream toxic to fireflies?
Would the combined power of every single firefly be able to replace the sun?
Do fireflies eat cookies?
Do they have technology?
Are fireflies indigenous to mountains?
Do they know what indigenous means?
Can they do my math homework for me?
Do fireflies go on dates?
Is their favorite Chinese food rice or sushi?
Could a firefly join the flea circus?
Can fireflies get ADHD?
Has a firefly ever ridden on a hot air balloon?
Do fireflies like Doritos or Cheetos better?
Do fireflies provide their own electricity?
Do fireflies go to school?
Are they bilingual?
Are they afraid of the dark?
What do fireflies use for pencils?
Were they brought to earth by aliens?
Do fireflies have microscopic fingers?
Can they blush when they’re embarrassed?
Can fireflies get sunburned?
Can firefly tears cure cancer?
If fireflies liked singing, would they sing opera, country, or electronic style?
Do fireflies have textbooks?
Would their textbooks squish them?
Is there a king and queen firefly?
If there were, would there be princes, princesses, court jesters, knights, and ladies-in-waiting?
Do fireflies like glow-in-the-dark volleyball?
Do they have vacuums?
Do male fireflies grow beards?
Can fireflies eat Italian food?
Would chocolate milk give them stomachaches?
Do ligers worship fireflies?
Are fireflies radioactive?
Do they eat uranium?
Can fireflies play soccer?
Do fireflies celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Would a firefly want to be an owl’s best friend?
When fireflies are flying, would they be seeing from a “bird’s eye view” or a “firefly’s eye view”?
Do fireflies sing about humans?
Do they prefer waffles or pancakes?
When they’re playing soccer, do they wear shin guards or does their exoskeleton protect them?
Could a firefly become an organ donor?
Do they have smart phones?
Would they be called flyPhone or firePhone?
What about a flyPod?
Were there any Viking fireflies?
Do they prefer polka dots, stripes, or plaid?
What do fireflies use for toothpaste?
Would an American firefly be exotic to its Fijian brother?
Can fireflies get medical degrees?
What is the average income per firefly household?
Do fireflies consider themselves annoying?