WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF STORE!!! #1

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• Hide in a clothing rack. When someone walks by, jump out and scream.
• Make out with a maniquin
• grab the keys off of some key boards and toss them at a employee and say "Happy Birthday!!!"
• pour olive oil all the way to a rest room and put it all over every stalls toilet paper rolls.
• put out of order signs on every washroom stall exept one and put fake legs in one.
• rip open a packed of skittels and throw them at random people and say Taste the rainbow!
• put on cat eye contact lenses and laugh maniacly at strangers
• When the announcemant comes on, fall down and roll around screaming THE VOICES!
• when an employee has his back to you, put a thong over his head.
• Scream GHOST! at a nekkid maniquin
• Say dont worry pa. were almost to your room to an old person while holding there arm.