Ted and Mr. Reckless

I walked into school. I thought about going to school today but no one said they would go. Sure enough, they didn't. I was the only one in school. 

Well, not the only one in school. There was another man there. His name was Tyler. But no one called him that. Everybody called him Mr. Reckless. I don't know why his last name was that, it just was. 

"Ted" he yelled down at me. "We are the only people here today." "I know," I replied. 
Mr. Reckless skipped back to his room. I know I'm the only one in the hallway now. Mr. Reckless just left me. He'll be back, I hope. I don't want to be by myself. 

I go to my locker, put in the combination, and it opens up. I put my backpack in it and take my binder out of it. My coat is packed at the top. It's been there all year. 

"Ted" Now I know someone else is here because that is not Mr. Reckless' voice. "What?" I reply. "Your back is on fire..." I look, it's not on fire. "Nice try!" Whoever it was is gone....

Mr. Reckless comes out of his room, and asks "Why'd you take out your binder?" 

"I Don't Know, it's just a habit I have because my teacher likes to have me show her my binder in class!"

"I see, I wonder what we can get done today without her here,"

"Will you be my sub?"
"Definately!"
"Okay, so is there anything you want to do besides work on schoolwork?"

"Yeah, we can visit someone."
"No! I'm good"
"Oh, good because I'm not interested!"
"Not interested in visiting someone?"
"Ah, nevermind."
"Wow. I'm thinking you're missing your girlfriend right now."

"She died!" After I heard him say this I said "Sorry," and he told me that she ran in the middle of the street and got hit by a car and died.

"I told her not to run in the streets, but she did it anyway." 

I think he ignored me.

Next thing I heard was that other guy in the building again.

"Yo! You Mexican! Wow, you better stay inside and listen to yourself with that rooster meat! Oh, listen to yourselfs go touch around her...!"

"Did you hear that?" Mr. Reckless asks.

"Yes. He told me my hair was on fire a few minutes ago."

Mr. Reckless went over to the phone in his room; he ended up calling his friend over at a resturant so he could order food.

"Hey, is Jimmy there?...Hey Jimmy, this is Tyler...no I'm not doing you any favors like that. All those things are disqusting...well I wish my girlfriend was still alive though."

He then told Jimmy that he wanted to have food, and I told him, I would eat a Bacon Cheeseburger. I felt akward saying this because it felt like I was going to be better friends Mr. Reckless, and I was not. 

I think I then fell asleep because I don't remember what happened after they were done talking on the phone. I know I woke up to that mysterious guy again. "...Hey! Hey, you're hair is dang wicked. You know that's the thing that keeps girls away from you. No wonder they're not in school. Well, maybe you want to keep the girls away. Maybe they disgust you."

"They do not disgust me!" I yell!

Mr. Reckless come back in the room, and asks, "What doesn't disgust you?"

"Nothing!" I said.

Then, I heard a different voice, "No, because you're not vegetarian." 

"Who are you people?" I shouted.

No one answered except Mr. Reckless, who whispered to me that he didn't know who we heard.