Pick Up Lines 101
We ladies have heard it all. We heard the dumbest pick up lines to the most dirty lines in the book. But I got it all here. So be prepared gentlemen and start takeing notes. So when you see that fly girl walking pass you, you can slide in and charm your way in her pants.
Warning Do not spam me or blame me for your "so called" epic failure. You just used your line at the wrong time and the wrong moment.
~Aariia
1. You know what would look great on you? Me.
2. Can I read your T shirt in brail?
3. I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
4. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
5. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
6. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
7. Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
8. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
9. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
10. All those curves! And me with no brakes!
11. I envy your lipstick
12. How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
13. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
14. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
15. Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
16. If you where my homework, I'd do you on the table.
17. All this could be yours for one low, low price!
18. Baby! Somebody better call God, 'cause he's missing an angel!
19. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
20. You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
2. Can I read your T shirt in brail?
3. I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.
4. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
5. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
6. The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
7. Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
8. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
9. What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
10. All those curves! And me with no brakes!
11. I envy your lipstick
12. How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up?
13. I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
14. If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
15. Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
16. If you where my homework, I'd do you on the table.
17. All this could be yours for one low, low price!
18. Baby! Somebody better call God, 'cause he's missing an angel!
19. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
20. You must be a general, cause my privates just snapped to attention!
6 Comments
Oh FYI! Please leave some comments or more pick up lines in the comment section. I might just make another chapter.
~Aariia
Lol! xD These are hilarious!
I ain't no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Excuse me, I believe I dropped my jaw!
Your father must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night!
Hope I helped out! Google always works :]
Those are hilarious! I've actually heard a lot of them (not being said to me, but whatever). They almost never work
O.O It was hilarious I was cracking up, these are great. But at my school the response you'd probably get was a self-pitty laugh, and a slap...
My school doesn't even use pickup lines no one is that stupid enough to anymore lol we say em in humor or something but here's one for ya. Are you from Tennessee? Cause your te only Ten I See!
O.O